Dirt, it's "Back to School" time already!

When I was in school there was nothing I hated more than "back to school" commercials. In the middle of August, the last thing I wanted to be reminded of was my steadily growing need for new pencils, folders, and clean clothes.

The worst part was that marketers started running "back to school" commercials when we still had a month of summer on the calendar... a month!

Penguin Magic hopes this year to be the LAST company on earth to remind you that attendance may very well be taken first thing in the morning for much of the next nine months. That said, now that September is undeniably upon us we think it's appropriate to point out that even spectators who are required to be in attendance by law deserve to see some new magic every once in awhile.

With you, our last great hope for an entertaining school experience in mind, we're proud to announce the Penguin Back to School Bonus.