Good Luck pooping that out. It's going to clink when it comes out and scare you. And then you'll have to reach in and get it out or it'll rust your toilet.
I remember once when I was trying to learn the coin roll I was practicing non stop for a while. I went to take a dump and decided, "What the heck, I'll take the quarter with me." I dropped the quarter while I was there and it fell into the toilet. I was too grossed out to get the quarter so I got it the next day. My quarter had rusted. I thought it was pretty cool and I wanted to share with you all.