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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:12 pm 
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This is a funny line that i used doing a show a few days ago and it got everybody laughing.

When you take out an animal like a dove or rabbit say, "Sadley, by the way this animal was born it will never be able to have babies."

Then wait for the audience to finish their Awwwwws

To conclude say, "The reason is because it's a male!"

It gets good laughs out of the audience and got me chuckling a little bit,

Hope you like it


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thats sick and twisted......
and awesome :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:26 pm 
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Thanks,
(i guess :lol: )

THis even gets laughs out of the children so it's pretty good


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Thanks,
(i guess :lol: )

THis even gets laughs out of the children so it's pretty good


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do kids even understand it?

man that is sweet line, ive got to try it out on my mom, she is a veterinarian. :D LMAO


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kids that are like 6 have understood it so ya.

(sorry for the double post)


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