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 Post subject: Fat Jokes
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:56 pm 
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A friend and I are always telling each other how fat we are. We're not though. Especially not him but I guess a case could be made for me. Anyway, we're always saying, "How did you fit in here!?!?" and stuff like that? The other day I used my favorite fat joke on him. "You're so fat you fell off both sides of the bed at the same time." So do you have any fat jokes or sites with fat jokes? If I google, "fat jokes" I will get a flood of over used, not funny jokes. Give me your best.


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 Post subject: Re: Fat Jokes
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:17 pm 
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Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.


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 Post subject: Re: Fat Jokes
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:32 pm 
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For the Harry Potter fans:

Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat put her into the International House of Pancakes.


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 Post subject: Re: Fat Jokes
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:46 pm 
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Sorry but overweight people get hurt by jokes like this. We don't make fun of anyone because of race, colour, religion or body shape. Sorry but locked


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