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 Post subject: men are like a pack of cards.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:23 am 
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men are like a pack of cards as you need
A heart to love them
A diamond to marry them
A club to iht them over the head
And a spade to dig there graves

I know ... awful


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:50 pm 
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You know thats probably only going to lead to retaliations from other guys.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:05 pm 
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I don't get the diamond one. You don't need a diamond to marry a man. But, a man needs one to marry a woman...


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:37 pm 
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yea, if your a dude i think it would have been better if you put the same for WOMEN


CHANGE IT NOW AND NO OFFENCIVE REMARKS WILL BE THROWN


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:54 pm 
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OMG! u ruined that joke!

That joke was created by jethro a cornigh (english) comedian he put that on his new dvd i dont know here u got it from and this is how it is set!

Densil Penberthy made a new discovery that women are like a apck of cards

U need hearts to love her

And u need diamons to marry her however

U need a club to kill her

and a spade to bury her lol!

Research yer jokes man that one i said is the offical version i dont perticuly care but its funny in my eyes ^.^


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:22 pm 
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even though it was wrong it was still funny what comiden videio is it


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:42 am 
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its Jethro only for the barmey but i think only us brits can get hold of it...i think


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:24 am 
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Jokes about Domestic Violence are soooooooooooo funny!

Both jokes and this entire post disgusts me. :evil:

No sarcasm, no humor meant, I am serious for a change. :evil:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:32 am 
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erm well sorry to say but u know its a joke and if u have been offeneded u ime sorry but ahh well


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:39 am 
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Oh! and it is a joke the number of women who are murdered every year around the word by their spouses, significant others or boyfriends?

Taking this kind of attitude towards Domestic Violence is one of the reasons it continues.

Think about it, it is not a laughing matter. :evil:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:38 am 
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its not about domestic violance!

yes it looks that way but its not i swear i mean jethro has a beutiful wife he has never hit her ime against domestic violance myself

and btw my dad hit my mum before i was born so i do know what its like


i changed it...its just a joke its not ment for domestic violence....this joke has not helped or hindered domestic violance in any way


if u cant laugh in this world yer better of dead well that my philocify


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:56 am 
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tamiyakingblackfoot wrote:
OMG! u ruined that joke!

That joke was created by jethro a cornigh (english) comedian he put that on his new dvd i dont know here u got it from and this is how it is set!

Densil Penberthy made a new discovery that women are like a apck of cards

U need hearts to love her

And u need diamons to marry her however

U need a club to kill her

and a spade to bury her lol!

Research yer jokes man that one i said is the offical version i dont perticuly care but its funny in my eyes ^.^


I told this joke to my girlfriend. She says I'm bad, she fought back saying ... men are like a deck of cards, like magic when you're done with it you can make it dissapear. Hmmm ... then I gave her a big hug saying I'm sorry ... i'm just kidding. :)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:56 pm 
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laughingman30 wrote:
Oh! and it is a joke the number of women who are murdered every year around the word by their spouses, significant others or boyfriends?

Taking this kind of attitude towards Domestic Violence is one of the reasons it continues.

Think about it, it is not a laughing matter. :evil:



About 2 women in Britain die every week from domestic violence. Its bad stuff.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:17 pm 
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okay maybe yall need a new joke just to calm down no one ment to offend anyone... i hope... okay here its goes


If a man says something in a forest and theyre is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:24 pm 
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hahahaha no because we men are never wrong :lol:


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