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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:25 pm 
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women are just close minded : :lol:


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okay maybe yall need a new joke just to calm down no one ment to offend anyone... i hope... okay here its goes


If a man says something in a forest and theyre is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:50 pm 
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ahahaha good one........

i went to a florist to get some flowers for me gf and i said i would like some roses plz she repleyed saying this is not a florist its a circumsition clinic...i said u got flowers i nthe window...she said what do u suggest we put in the window?

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tallant wrote:
You know thats probably only going to lead to retaliations from other guys.
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hey, your from engalnd and you like the toronto blue jays?


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Yeah I know, lol! I like baseball and somewhere along the line, I got into following them; I have a friend who goes out to Toronto since his Dad lives there and I guess I got into it from them, lol :roll:
I have never seen them play in the real life (travelling issues!) but it is something I will do someday.


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You know why women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.

What should you do when a womans watch breaks?
Nothing, there is a clock on the stove.

Why do men pass more gas than women?
Women don't close their mouth long enough to build up pressure.


LOL, these are all in fun, I hope you get a laugh from them. :lol:


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Why do most brides wear white?
Because most large kitchen appliances are white

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?
Give her a snow shovel!!!!!!


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