women are just close minded :

okay maybe yall need a new joke just to calm down no one ment to offend anyone... i hope... okay here its goes


If a man says something in a forest and theyre is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?

ahahaha good one........

i went to a florist to get some flowers for me gf and i said i would like some roses plz she repleyed saying this is not a florist its a circumsition clinic...i said u got flowers i nthe window...she said what do u suggest we put in the window?

lol

hey, your from engalnd and you like the toronto blue jays?

Yeah I know, lol! I like baseball and somewhere along the line, I got into following them; I have a friend who goes out to Toronto since his Dad lives there and I guess I got into it from them, lol
I have never seen them play in the real life (travelling issues!) but it is something I will do someday.

You know why women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.

What should you do when a womans watch breaks?
Nothing, there is a clock on the stove.

Why do men pass more gas than women?
Women don't close their mouth long enough to build up pressure.


LOL, these are all in fun, I hope you get a laugh from them.

Why do most brides wear white?
Because most large kitchen appliances are white

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?
Give her a snow shovel!!!!!!