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 Post subject: Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:11 pm 
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ok, heres whats gunna happen... whatever DVD/Tricks that you own from Sankey and he says a funny line or something and you'd like to share, post it here!

(post it like this):

"[Write the Quote Here]" -[Write where the quote came from here.]<--Examples: (Sankeys Greatest Hits, Rev. Coin Magic, 3 Ring Circus, The Bigger Finish Demo, In a Flash Instructional Video, etc.)

**Just Make sure that the quote does not give anything away about the secret of the trick.

Here is one of my favorites:

"Ahlo Ahlo Ahlo to all my maytes up in the U.K." -Sankeys Greatest Hits


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:25 pm 
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"Just say the magic words oh baby oh baby oh baby...and there's your darn card." TVBO Jay Sankey Volume 3


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:44 pm 
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This is another one of my Fav's.


(at the end of a rope trick) "And if someone in the audiences decides to be so rude as to say "Rope Tricks Suck" than you just go up to them and wrap this [Jestures with the rope] right around their neck and pull!" -No Card Tricks DVD

-Vinnie


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:46 pm 
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ok, let's add on a part to this:
Upload an audio clip of it too.

Ok, here's mine:
http://www.emanbeemagic.com/jaysankey.wav


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:09 pm 
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"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:19 pm 
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Walt_Disney wrote:
"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus


that one is one of my favorites


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:20 pm 
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Walt_Disney wrote:
"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus


Everytime I hear that I laugh so hard. :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:29 pm 
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shaggmeister wrote:
jay sankey's old man voice, HAHAHAHAHAH i absolutely LOVE it

"wooo-wee"
from rev. coin magic.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:13 pm 
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(To be said with Frech accent) "Magic that will make your spectators say 'Ah ha ha, where did the coin go you Edited No Profanity fcchief -Rev. Coin Magic


Hah! My favorite. :D

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:40 pm 
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Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.

[This is the kind of post that is not wanted on these forums - Timah]


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Harleyboy wrote:
Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.


What! Jay is the funniest magician ever walk the face of our round sphere-shaped earth!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:28 pm 
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he is just trying to make his dvd's more exciting

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:21 pm 
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"hey, put those clothes back on, take that turben off, get out of that helicopter" Ultamate aces.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:56 pm 
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Lol thats funny....I guess. Not something I would pay to see though!

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