When he performs Coins a Really (really) cross ..

''Ok heres a coin trick ..... weve got 1-2-3-4 coins .... there just [edited] coins no one gives a piece of [edited] [edited] (and the trick goes on from there wich i bet my post will get censored for this but hey , its jay , not me) I like it at the end when he screams THESES BITCHES WENT ACROSS !!!!

in holy moly he says "this is great is you have a table or a flat surface or if someone has recently shot an elafant you could use its nice large surface and evertone standing around with clips on their nose would be thinking wow this is smelly pacaderm magic." lol thats so awsome

I like the one Zawert posted but I never heard that one

"But you can do this trick impromptu. One way is you go to the continent of Africa, and you go to the Monkey forests. Then get a Banana, well something that looks like a banana will normally do, and then you catch the Monkey when it comes down, and you and a team of surgeons fly away in your helicopter. While you’re in the Helicopter your Surgeons implant a Pocket in the Monkeys brain. Then when you get back, you can take the Money along with you to the gig, most people will expect to see a Monkey at a Gig, you know; o look, there’s a Magician, and a Monkey. He can be doing dice stacking stuff in the corner or a bit of mind reading stuff. Then when you’re ready to perform this effect, you get your Monkey to walk past, pick up the card planted in the Moneys Brain tissuey pocket, put it on the bottom of the pack, double undercut it to the top, and you’re ready to go."
Greatest Hits

Boris Pocus, The Ring on the lock thing:" and you can take this home to your wife and pretend like you're not having an affair or whatever it is you people do these days" or something like that

thats awsome

"or, if your obese and you have really fat hands, you could produce 76 coins" rev coin magic

i love that one!

If you want to know how this effects the spectator, get a spoon, sharpen it until it is razor sharp, and begin digging into the back of your head. Don't stop until you hit something mushy. That's how strong this trick is, it forces the spectator to debrain their own brains with a spoon. Very Strong. Veerrry Strong.

- Borris Pocus

Welcome back. =)

Thanks! I have been gone for awhile. Been hanging out with my new son who was born just after Christmas. It's been pretty hectic getting used to being a parent of two now so magic has been on the back burner for awhile. But I don't want to get too off topic here.

Been through that, I hear you.

Actually I thought you left because mods were deleting your topics about Sankey's email to boycott Penguin, and you got ticked off and left. Well, great to know that isn't the case.

My favorite is when you tell some one to sign the inside of their eyelid but really sign a card. Ido this all the time!!

I'm not sure if this has been posted yet, but here it is:

"What do playing cards do when we're not playing with them....Do they play with each other...Do they play with themselves? This is the kind of question I want to ask you." From Sankey/Sanders Sessions vol 1

Another one:

[said in a Russian accent]"A very close friend of Boris's is what's called a color specialist....I don't know...I think it's a flacky job frankly...I'm not sure what he does...Blue!, Is that Green, Oh I think that's yellow!...I mean I can do that too...It's stupid... anyways..." From Boris Pocus.

ironicly when he said this, it almost happened to me,

''have you ever puked out your nose?'' randomly

well i was drinking water when he said that and well, it came out my nose because i laughed


''ill have you autograph the deck and as you do that ill sing *hellloo helloo* ok thats my song''


''inside this purse i usually keep a rabit splene, but right now i have a coin, no rabbit splene here''

all from best of jay sankey vol 3