Whoo. I got one crazy story.

It all started with finding an cell phone on the street. Me and my buds saw that it was for the most part broken. We started playing hackysack with the phone. One bad kick sent the phone to the wall where it split in two. Remembering my Random Object Principal I picked up the top screen part ( the top was intact, the bottom part was shattered), and put it in my pocket.

The day went on and while waiting in line at Micky Dees I saw someone I kind of knew talking on a phone that looked a heck of a lot like the one I had in my pocket. A plan started to form.

I walked up and asked if they would like to see something cool. I asked for their cell phone as I palmed the broken piece. I complimented them on how well they treated their phone as I placed the fake piece screen down on top of the real phone. I flipped the top fake portion up so it looked exactly like a regular phone as I complemented on the wallpaper that I could not see. I was holding his phone closed in my palm with the fake top propped up on top of the real phone.
I quickly grabbed the fake top and real bottom and slammed the whole thing over my leg. The phone "broke" in two. I flashed both pieces as they began yelling at me. I told them not to worry as I placed the fake top back on the real phone. I pushed on the phone as I palmed off the fake top and tossed their phone back to them.
He was floored. Why would he not be. I took his phone smashed it in two and then fixed it before hi eyes. I love ROP.


As always,
Dylan