i bet that title attracted you this post didn't it! don't you lie now!
Anyway now you're stuck here muwhahahha

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And of course what everybody wants to read, my performance, don't worry it does have a little flavor of fail into it.
I was performing out on tha streetz for 2 hours straight when a couple of people walked up and saw me doing a trick for a little kid, when I completed it, a part of my crowd left and i was there alone with the recently appeared people.
Of course they wanted to see a trick so I went ahead and I thought, I'll show
them first a demonstration of card manipulation by 'shooting' out their cards, it worked for 3 of them but while i was cutting I lost the break of the last card and couldn't retrieve it. I put the deck down just stared at it in panic but somehow still remaining calm.I then decided I could at least try to cut to their card but while doing so i lost all indication of where the card could be, nonetheless i turned over the card to which i cutted, 5 of diamonds, i then just said ,,Well this means your card is 5 cards below this one!'' I thought i could get away by saying that their card had changed in whatever the 5th card was. As i got the 5th card I asked them what the card was, the King of clubs. I turned the card over and i was the King of Clubs!!!(say whaaaaat?!?!:O)
I was so in shock I looked at the card and back at them with a

face.
And now it is time to go to bed little children....
