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 Post subject: Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:29 pm 
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http://ammarfacts.com/

Nothing came up in a search, good take-off from the Norris ones.

The Top 10 Ammar Facts:

1. Ammar doesn't read minds. He already knows.

2. Michael Ammar has "ATFUS4EVER" tattooed under his mustache.

3. Michael Ammar's name can be rearranged into Mamma Charlie. 'Nuff said.

4. Ammar doesn't read magic books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

5. Michael Ammar is De'Vo.

6. It's called a Breather Crimp because Ammar allows it to.

7. Michael Ammar's long card measures nine and a half inches. Across.

8. Michael Ammar can do Mac King's fork in the eye trick. Without the creamer.

9. Michael Ammar can perform the hot rod without spelling. Ever.

10. Ammar can do the Vernon wand spin without a wand... or his hands.


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If you allocate A=1, B=2, C=3 and add the total up for both 'Mike Ammar' and 'Dai Vernon', 'Mike Ammar' is EXACTLY twice as big as 'Dai Vernon'... coincidence? I think not...

Michael Ammar doesn't need Easy to Master Miracles. You do.

Bluff pass? Ammar doesn't bluff.

Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine.

You know how when you are dealing a second deal you sometimes get a card “that hangs”? It isn’t because the deck is sticky. Its because Ammar held it back.

When Ammar cuts to the aces - people die.

When Michael Ammar does card on ceiling, he does it outdoors.

Michael Ammar's name can be used to answer any trivia question.

Michael Ammar once challenged all known magicians to equal or beat his skill at magic. This tradition continues today. We know it as FISM.

Ammar once used his own head as a final load to his cups and balls routine.

In the Star Wars Trilogy, the Jedi were originally going to be called Ammars.

LOL!


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Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine.

When Michael Ammar does card on ceiling, he does it outdoors.

Ammar doesn't cull cards. He just stares at the cards until they jump into the order he wants them to be.

Those are pretty great. Nice find brad :lol:


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 Post subject: I Loved them!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:42 pm 
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Haha! That's FUNNY! :lol: :lol: :lol: I really liked the card on the ceiling outdoors one. That's some funny stuff.

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I can actually hear Ammar saying: "And here is the kicker...with a snap of my fingers, *snap* all diseases are now cured! How about that? Now humanity can live in peace and prosper."


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Michael Ammar understands Harry Lorayne.
This is hilarious if you've ever heard harry lorayne teach.

For every new effect Ammar masters, he plucks a solitary hair from his head.
Man! That's a lot of tricks.

At a young age, Michael Ammar actually witnessed four robbers enter a building in four separate locations and appear all together on the roof.

hahahahahahaha. That's just funny.


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Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan, and Charles Bronson entered a restaurant where Michael Ammar was performing. That restaurant promptly exploded as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained inside one building.

FAVOURITE!
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Michael Ammar can misdirect his own reflection.

Second favourite


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LOL! :
Copperfield vanished it, but Michael Ammar can topit the Statue of Liberty

Ammar doesn't shift packets. The world realigns itself at his command executing the most deceptive pass ever.

The first time Ammar did Shadow coins he accidentally shifted the earth's core and caused an earthquake in a small Chinese village.

Michael Ammar can order hamburgers from Subway.

My favorite: In the early 80's, Ammar won a "Sexiest mustache in magic" competition against Richard Kaufman, forcing Richard to shave.


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ammar can backpalm the entire genii staff lol..


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