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 Post subject: Michael Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:47 am 
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For those who have yet to realize...

Ammar never makes the deck change color, but rather makes your eyes focus to filter certain color waves only.

When Ammar does a Mexican Turnover, the entire eastern border of Mexico gets a tsunami.

Easy to Master Card Miracles was created as a method for Ammar conquering the world by supplying every Houdini store and publicly available magic storeā€¦and it is working.

Derren Brown, David Blaine, Cyril Takayama, Marco Tempest, and even Criss Angel are just the different shapes and forms that Ammar can morph into.

Juan Tamariz used to be a bizarre magician until he saw Ammar perform and lost control of his sanity.

When Ammar laughs, you are hearing supersonic waves that will convince you that your magic is far inferior to his.

Ammar's mustache merely "Cast's a Shadow" over you and you drop your cards.

Michael Ammar can center-deal from a sealed deck.

Michael Ammar can order hamburgers from Subway.

Michael Ammar can shuffle an Omni Deck.

Michael Ammar can misdirect his own reflection.

The world blinks in unison when Ammar does a secret move.

Michael Ammar is so smooth, his skin is the main ingredient in fanning powder.

And because you know these aren't the complete facts, there is this resource;
http://www.ammarfacts.com/


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 Post subject: Re: Michael Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:48 am 
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A rip off of Chuck Norris jokes. And you should know by now, Chuck Norris >>>>>>>> all else.

I love Michale Ammar and have a ton of his videos. Highly recommend any of his videos and most products he promotes (Like TKO and Road Runner Cull).

-ArchAngel_G


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 Post subject: Re: Michael Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:18 pm 
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Michael Ammar saw ahead of time how popular the Chuck Norris remarks would be so he started them as patter during his routines.


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 Post subject: Re: Michael Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:52 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Michael Ammar Facts
PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:52 pm 
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I've never particularly understood why Michael Ammar is the subject of these jokes (as funny as they are). I think 3 threads is enough for the topic though.

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