Tell some crazy things that have happed to you in a restaurant while doing magic.

i had a meal that was better than expected.


i had a waitress sign her name on the table cloth upside down so we could read it

Heh, must have been Montana's!

Trophys

I wasn't working for this resturaunt at the time but someone understood what my shirt meant and wanted me to do a trick.

I walked to the table and started performing spongeball magic, everything was fine until I accidently made a ball drop into someone's spaghetti (SP), needless to say they didn't really want anymore magic and I CERTAINLY practiced at it more. This was like a year ago though.

A women was breast feeding... I had some trouble to deal with this but I managed... And a drunk guy tried to find all my trick, but he said funy stuff...

Other then that, not much.

I did some really basic mentalism/predictions to the hotel clerks and the drunk guys that were hitting on them.
After I did the mentalism, one walked away freaked out, and the other clerk looked at me and "You're the Antichrist" and spent the night trying to figure it out.
The two guys just passed out.

I got a lap dance....oh wait, that wasn't a restaurant.

Good time for a good out: "There you go, it looked like your spaghetti did not have enough meatballs already, that one is on the house."

This wasn't realy in a restaurant but it's possible there also.
I was doing a coin flurry and my closer was to transform the coin in to a card that says congratulations.
So I wanted to hand the card to a lady, but I dropped it in her decolletée(between her breasts), this wasn't on purpos.

You don't want THAT experience!

Elliot Carver

Well, you see... I wasn't really expecting it, I was still rather new and when it fell it was just sort of like "oh snap... what now?" Needless to say I blushed, grabbed it, apologized, and walked away. Nothing else came to mind, though I should have made some sort of quick response like you gave me.