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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:38 am 
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I always carry extra sponge balls ( I've been doin magic as a pro for 20 years) but there was no-way I was gonna feed the guy more!!


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That's a great story! :D I guess when you have been doing magic for twenty years you probably thought you saw it all? Atleast it was only sponge balls he destroyed and didn't attempt to see if your time machine was water proof by dunking it his beer!! :D


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Actually, maybe you should have told him that you pulled those same two sponge balls from out of your nose at the last table. He may have spat them out rather quickly then! :D :D :D


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 8:50 am 
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You should have seen the expression on my wifes face when I tolder that a guy in the restaurant had my balls in his mouth!! (will only edit the last remark if someone fails to laugh :D )


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I'll bet it will be a while before she puts your balls in her mouth!!!!hahahaha
Sorry if that is a bit rude!


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I'd expect that coming from someone called [edited] - But really I've no idea what you are talking about :twisted:


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Now seems like a good time to explain [edited]. Its for [edited] icecream. My wife, 3 year old daughter and I were eating dinner one night a few years ago and we heard the ice cream truck. Having promised our daughter ice cream after dinner, we all ran out of the house to catch the truck. I had my daughter under one arm and money in the other, my wife right on my tail. When we did catch up to [edited] ice cream, she noticed that I had some food on my face (spaghetti sauce I believe) as did she. We were the most pathetic looking couple of loosers on the block. Thus our internet name [edited] was born

Gary


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:37 am 
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Take and get a Coin and weld, sodder, or supper glue a nail to the back of it. Now that you have do that, stick a real coin (the same kind...DUH) to your forhead... Walk up to the table and say that you are the house magician and this is your first trick...Good one aint it...they say YEA!?!?...right then say well you try..then with the nail coin palmed take the coin from your head and place the nail coin in hes or her hand. :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:43 am 
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Hi [edited] - A wonderful story that just shows we're all human after all.

Hi MagicManCoryHolder - with aa act like that do you ever work the same venue twice :D


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merlinuk-great story, i'm sure u did the right thing :D

[edited]-funny story, loved it :D


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:58 pm 
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merlinuk I have diffrent openers
1 Kapps on fire walet
2 inviso tourch
but I have had many people ask to see that dumb little coin trick.
So yea I can. I worked at a spot for 1 year and had people ask (and new my tricks) just to see there fav trick over and over again.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:37 am 
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Hi MagicManCoryHolder, nice to hear from you, but I haven't a clue what the edited you're talkin about :o


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drunk weejies are funny


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