or like after Hundy 500 I say
"Thats how I make money"
that's not really a joke, just a line of patter. I've spent countless hours working on my patter and what jokes fit what situations and what effects they go with. The way you perform hundy 500 is probably completly different than the way I do, the effect is probably completly different, and if a lay person saw you perform your handling, and saw mine, it is unlikely that they would know that they saw the same "trick". It's difficult to give a line or a joke without having you imitate exactly what I do. And as previously posted, Go to the outs and one liners section.