View Cart | View Account | Help
Order by phone: 800-880-2592
Check out our favorite NEW ARRIVALS
Need it fast? Order before 4pm Eastern and your order ships SAME DAY.

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 36 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: **NERVES - ONE LINERS**
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:08 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Posts: 266
Location: Vancouver, Canada
agold7964 wrote:
says wrote:
Does anyone have any good one liners funny things you can say for when people notice you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Thanks in advance. Simon J


Mr. G=big flirt

say "sorry I'm kinda shaky, but it is not everday I perform for such a beautiful women such as yourself."

2things will come of it:
1: "oh, stop it now! :oops: :oops: "
2: *slap*
3: (grandma, with her teath missing): "oh, your so sweet sunny!" :oops: :oops:




youve thought about this waaaayyy to much and [edited] "oh stop it now!"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: **NERVES - ONE LINERS**
PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:32 am 
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 881
pmo98 wrote:
agold7964 wrote:
says wrote:
Does anyone have any good one liners funny things you can say for when people notice you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Thanks in advance. Simon J


Mr. G=big flirt

say "sorry I'm kinda shaky, but it is not everday I perform for such a beautiful women such as yourself."

2things will come of it:
1: "oh, stop it now! :oops: :oops: "
2: *slap*
3: (grandma, with her teath missing): "oh, your so sweet sunny!" :oops: :oops:




youve thought about this waaaayyy to much and [edited] "oh stop it now!"


nope, i was in a flirty mod when i wrote it!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: **NERVES - ONE LINERS**
PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:36 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 133
Location: Tecumseh, Ontario, Canada
agold7964 wrote:
says wrote:
Does anyone have any good one liners funny things you can say for when people notice you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Thanks in advance. Simon J


Mr. G=big flirt

say "sorry I'm kinda shaky, but it is not everday I perform for such a beautiful women such as yourself."

2things will come of it:
1: "oh, stop it now! :oops: :oops: "
2: *slap*
3: (grandma, with her teath missing): "oh, your so sweet sunny!" :oops: :oops:




Ummmmm....Last time i checked, two does not mean 3:>


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:05 am 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 17
Location: on the Verge
Laughs usually quiet my nervs. There's a trick where you take out a smallish asprin bottle and out comes this huge pill.

They know your nervous but if you turn it into a trick (even a lame one just to get a laugh) then they'll complement you on your acting and you can relax a bit as everyone enjoys an opening laugh.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:22 pm 
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 1549
Location: In a galaxy somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese 5
Been reading some of your stuff, boz, and I like your one liners. Very funny guy! Welcome to Penguintown!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:38 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 17
Location: on the Verge
Thanks, that was nice of you. :D


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:01 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 1
Look at hands.


"Kids! Don't do drugs."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:51 pm 
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 1549
Location: In a galaxy somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese 5
lordofthegerbils wrote:
Look at hands.


"Kids! Don't do drugs."


Nah, makes people think you do drugs......

Instead, look at hands and say, "Sorry, it's my first day with these new hands, and I'm still working out some of the bugs." Then do Webs.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:46 am 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 132
“sorry, I am an inexperienced magician and I am nervous with all of these people watching me, so my hand are shaking as a result of thisâ€


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:58 pm 
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Posts: 930
The best way, pratice. I used to shake alot, the more i performed the less shakey i got. Now i dont at all.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:43 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 77
"i learned this trick in Alaska"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:43 pm 
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 665
Location: A box next to wal-mart
Try and pratice more if your nervus keep showing people and you'll over come your fear,


I like the one above =D


-MagicTay


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:41 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 39
Location: Sinsinnati, OHIO
when you do magic, your supposed to act a little, you kind of develop a character for your magic, your no longer you, your this powerfull being. maybe make the nervousness a part of your character.

i had the same prob. everyone does. its because you know how the trick works, a trick looks terrible after you know how its done. you have to realize that when you slip up, they are not expecting it so they dont catch it. practice with a person close to you, then do a trick for two relatives, then your family, then your family plus a friend, and just keep going untill your comfortable. i dont get the shakes when i get nervous, i get this weird feeling, but i have grown to like it. it is like my fuel to perform.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:15 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 10
"Alright, alright i see you can make my hands shake, but mentalism is my job"
Thanks for the question buddy!
And great answers btw.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:27 pm 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 1581
Location: Your mind
whoops wrote:
"i learned this trick in Alaska"


I used that line and everyone has laugh.
One guy said, Why are you shaking like this? ( because i learned this trick in alaska )

blizt :wink:


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 36 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2009 Penguin Magic, Inc.