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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:44 pm 
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born to perform.

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Location: France - Chuckling at funny posts - In the CPC members base
RachelMilano wrote:
I once gave a guy a little smile and a soft touch on the forearm and just said








Me too... That's why I have perminate brain damage.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:28 pm 
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I like to say...

"Sure thing! I'll show it to you again! Not a problem at all!"

Look confused and then ask someone else...
"Uhm... What was it I just did, again? I wasn't paying attention..."

Before they answer say...
"Oh yah, I remember now. I did that thing with the watchamacallit..."

Then startup your next trick as though it is the same one...

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Or...

Ask them...

"What trick did you want to see again??"
and when they tell you... Nod and say...
"Isn't that a great trick! Too bad I don't know how to do that..."

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Or...

Start to do the trick again...
Then part way through stop and accusingly ask...
"Hey, wait a minute, have you seen this trick before!?"
"You have!? Darn it! that David Blaine guy is always doing my tricks!
Here, let me show you something else!"


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:36 am 
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1. Impersonate George Bush Sr. - "Read my lips...no."

2. *sobbing* - "Why!?!? Why do you make me perform tricks for you like a monkey?!?! Again and again and again?!?!" *run off into the distance*


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