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 Post subject: Take of your jacket
PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:57 pm 
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what would be a good response to "Take of your Jacket" or "empty your pockets or anything about a person trying to expose where things went? I've thought about this and I cant quite think of anything better than "no"


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:55 am 
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Location: looking at some sort of bright screen, and it displays words!
Say "if you take off your clothes ill take off mine." and if the person does, walk away...


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:03 am 
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*BANG* kick em were it hurts then shout NO and run...lol


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:30 am 
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taser wrote:
*BANG* kick em were it hurts then shout NO and run...lol
that would work..... and taser, a little of topic:)


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:13 am 
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I'm getting so [edited] sick of responses like "beat 'em with a baseball bat LOL!" to these topics. Yeah, that's such an original joke! :roll:

I like higzta's response.

If they say empty your pockets, just say something that will make them pause for a moment, then move onto another trick.

Dude: Lemme see your pockets!

Magician: I know you are but what am I?

Or you could say you've already done that way too many times at the airport.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:35 am 
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I've never had someone ask me to take off my jacket. You could always tell them that you're naked underneath it.

If they ask you to show your pockets, just say that you have none, and continue. You could also take a picture of your pocket (while it's empty) and keep it in one of your pockets, and when someone asks you to show them your pockets, give them the picture.

Personally, my favorite though, would probably be slapping them and saying "How dare you" in a shocked voice.


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