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 Post subject: Dealing with hecklers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:46 am 
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post some of your favorite one-liners/ comebcks here..


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:42 am 
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Don't laugh, it could be your kid.
I remember when I had my first beer.

Just the first two that come to mind. I will add more later on.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:13 am 
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Properly rehearsed tricks should not go wrong. As for hecklers, walk over to them, and give them a shock. While doing so, plant some drugs on them, and then have a confederate call the police, and report the heckler as a drug dealer. It will be awhile before that particular heckler is around to heckle you again.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:38 am 
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EmeraldOne wrote:
Properly rehearsed tricks should not go wrong.


O.K. I'm only 15 and that still sounds stupid. The best of the best mess up every now and then, I've seen clips of Copperfield turning over a prediction and having it be WRONG. And Lance flash on some of his stage illusions, I've even seen Mac King forget his next one-liner! So telling this kid that nothing should go wrong if you've practiced is just being ignorant yourself...

I mean...Murphy's law, right?

As far as the question goes...

He wants to be remembered...by anybody.

You'll make money someday, your ignorance is comical

There's only one thing that is keeping me from breaking you in half...I don't want 2 of you!

I've looked high and low for you, I guess I just didn't look low enough...

If Moses had known you, he would have suggested another commandment

I have one nerve, and you're on it!

Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go!

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are!

Are you color blind? No? Well I saw the shirt and was wondering...

You must be wearing those clothes to pay off a football bet.

Hope these help,

-Trix


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 Post subject: Re: Dealing with hecklers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:11 pm 
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emarica wrote:
post some of your favorite one-liners/ comebcks here..


Heckler: I know how you did that!
Magician: Good. That makes two of us...


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:18 pm 
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When I look at you I could tell that God has a sense of humor.

I heard you raised the price up to 50 cents a minute. Pretty expensive for a guy like you.

Something smells like Sh!t. Close your mouth.

And the classic:

them: shut up.

you: You Shut up


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:09 pm 
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nikiel wrote:
And the classic:

them: shut up.

you: You Shut up



XD (i seriously laughed out loud at that one


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 Post subject: Re: Dealing with hecklers
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:36 pm 
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LakeShoreStrangler wrote:
emarica wrote:
post some of your favorite one-liners/ comebcks here..


Heckler: I know how you did that!
Magician: Good. That makes two of us...


haha that's quite funny.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:30 pm 
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Haven’t had to deal with too many hecklers yet, but I got a good one.

Heckler: (ignorant /annoying comment)
You: ok, how about you pick a card?
Heckler: KO... (If they refuse, say "scared?" that might get them to do it)
You: classic force them a blank face card with " f*** you" written on it in big bold letters.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:19 pm 
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classic force them a blank face card with " f*** you" written on it in big bold letters
No kidding that is the best one i have ever heard. :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:21 pm 
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hahah thanks guys these are great!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:32 pm 
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Just don't show them tricks anymore!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:41 pm 
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EvanBurak wrote:
Just don't show them tricks anymore!


WOW! awesome oneliner!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:41 pm 
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swatch0 wrote:
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classic force them a blank face card with " f*** you" written on it in big bold letters
No kidding that is the best one i have ever heard. :lol:


haha Must try this


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My favorite to use is always:

Seriously...some things could go without saying...and I wish you were one of them!


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