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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:29 am 
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Lensman wrote:
if you are using two spectators, "stand exactly as far from each other"


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:39 pm 
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I once went to a Psychic Bookstore to have a reading done. When I arrived, a lady in a jeweled turban ran out of the store and asked me: "How come you're so late?!"

I replied: "How come you don't know?!"


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:31 am 
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Location: of my spongeballs eludes me.
Pick a number... ...from your debit card PIN. Now another. Now another. Now another.
[Pretend to be writing something down] OK, what are they?

How many mind readers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll bet you are thinking that you would like to know how many mind readers does it take to change a light bulb.


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:44 pm 
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Another good one is: Yeah, I'm winning World's Best Magician in 2016, It's going to be a good year for me."


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:56 pm 
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I used this today,

Does anyone here believe in Psychokenetic energy, if you do raise my hand (I raised my hand and look at it startled and said) Who did that?

EVERYONE laughed. Who knew?

Ted


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:19 pm 
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[thumb up] :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:52 pm 
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"Using the power of only my mind I will attempt to move... my finger!"


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 Post subject: Re: Jokes For Mentalist
PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:58 pm 
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To participant: "What's your name?................ That's correct!!! You have an excellent memory!"


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