Jokes For Mentalist

ThatsMagical · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2010 **Posts:** 182

Lensman wrote:

if you are using two spectators, "stand exactly as far from each other"

LOL

bLiNdSiDe · **Joined:** 20 Nov 2004 **Posts:** 717

I once went to a Psychic Bookstore to have a reading done. When I arrived, a lady in a jeweled turban ran out of the store and asked me: "How come you're so late?!"

I replied: "How come you don't know?!"

EZrhythm · **Posted:** Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:31 am

Pick a number... ...from your debit card PIN. Now another. Now another. Now another.
[Pretend to be writing something down] OK, what are they?

How many mind readers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll bet you are thinking that you would like to know how many mind readers does it take to change a light bulb.

DidymusJames · **Joined:** 14 Jun 2012 **Posts:** 60

Another good one is: Yeah, I'm winning World's Best Magician in 2016, It's going to be a good year for me."

tedricpancoast · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:56 pm

I used this today,

Does anyone here believe in Psychokenetic energy, if you do raise my hand (I raised my hand and look at it startled and said) Who did that?

EVERYONE laughed. Who knew?

Ted

EZrhythm · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:19 pm

[thumb up] :lol:

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