I would like a serious explanation to give to the spec to why you can't perform the trick again. Please reply.

Tell them you need to go take a three and a half hour dump.

I always say "First time is a magic trick, second time is a magic lesson... and I don't teach magic, I just perform it" and they mostly shut up. If they don't, just think up lines from there. But a suggestion is to think up a couple now and make sure you have one for different ppl, like say a nice, smooth reply for somebody that enjoyed it and a more cocky smart*** approach to those who wanna be jerks about it. I personally don't use anything mean towards jerks so it's really a matter of personal preference

One topic on this is enough. Please continue in the one already in progress.

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