Ways to say "stupid"

jamesjay1 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:58 am

Okay ladies and gents, here's another opportunity to show off your creative powers. No one likes being called stupid, so instead, how can you make reference to a stupid person, without calling them stupid?

Examples:

He's a few french fries short of a happy meal.

He's got a six sodas in his six pack, he's just missing the plastic thing that holds them all together.

Please limit your posts to one or two, not giant lists that you culled off the joke pages. Pick your favorites. Winners get the prize of not ever being called stupid. Ever.

Begin.

danielellis · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:10 am

He's 24 cents short of a quarter

a clown short of a circus

i have a feelin this is going to be a good topic.

dan

KyletheGreat · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:16 am

Dumba$$

not the brightest crayon in the box is he?

My grandmother is smarter than he is...and she's dead!

sluggo · **Posted:** Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:21 pm

Elevator doesn't reach the top floor.
As bright as a burned out light.

anvar · **Joined:** 23 Aug 2006 **Posts:** 2

He's/She's as sharp as a bag of marbles

KyletheGreat · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:20 pm

His brain is as sharp as a knife that wouldn't cut through hot butter

jamesjay1 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:10 pm

Smart as a bag of hammers.

Scape_Goat · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:31 am

Not the brigtest color in Crayola.

Few ants short of a picnic.

A couple of pills short of a medicine cabenit.

Not the hottest coal in the BBQ.

A few drumsticks short of a 12 piece

...ok this one is pretty harsh and I have definatly used it, but be warned, you have to really have the crowd on your side:

Has the intelligence of a stop sign and the personality of a broken twig.

This is my own concoction, but i love it a whole bunch. Feel free to have at it.

-Craig

Khuldrin · **Joined:** 26 May 2006 **Posts:** 271

The lights are on but nobodys home

Is a few cards short of a full deck, too bad he has so many jokers

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Logsdon · **Joined:** 30 Jul 2006 **Posts:** 56

"He's a product of the public school system."

"I have more intelligence in my pinky toe than he has in his skull."

"I've known sponges that were sharper than him."

"He was the kid who was always the last one off the short bus."

tkies · **Joined:** 15 Feb 2006 **Posts:** 929

What about, "stupid audiance?".... Classic i know

AtticusFinch · **Joined:** 01 Jun 2006 **Posts:** 131

Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present.

"Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows."

"I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies."

cameronb · **Joined:** 08 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 1709

he doesn't have the brain power to toast a cruton.

his antena doesn't pick up all the channels.

jordini101 · **Joined:** 06 Jun 2006 **Posts:** 270

ur stupid

few book short of a library

few smiles short of a post

few nails short of a house

few watts short of a light bulb

few thingys short of a whatch-ya-ma-call-it

his pens out of ink

hes must not be pluged in

ur stupid

Draidum · **Posted:** Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:04 pm

I had a small group of people once, and after one trick I found that they were all hecklers. Then I said this line fast, but clearly...

" I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -LOTR

And then I walked away.

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