try this one:
"I must be a *hore because it sure looks like I *ucked up this trick"
That one is not funny either!
For some really funny ideas check out this post:
(Note: This is not meant as a put down. I just wanted to show you some ideas that are actually funny. And I don't know of the originality of his jokes... yet I don't think he is claming originality... just showing what has worked for him. And no, I do not have any affiliations with joeKing.)
P.S. OK, I have to admit: it really was meant as a put down. Sorry! Couldn't resist.