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magicfiend8612 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:02 pm

ohh man i remember when i was doing a card trick when suddenly the card i was suppose to use to distract the audience fell.this is what i was thinking in my mind:here i am in front of five people doing a trick.and then i let my card drop!what am i an idiot?! i stood there pale white for a few seconds.then i slowly picked up my card and continued with my trick.luckily the audience didnt notice anything.phew that was a close one.

freiburgflyer · **Posted:** Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:25 pm

timtim6575 wrote:

freiburgflyer wrote:

timtim6575 wrote:

When you (DROP) the CARDS say Im not an Alcohlic but thats the first (DROP) i HAVE HAD all NIGHT .please tell me you get this .

it wasn't funny the first time either :twisted:

LOL you will use it when it happens Believ me it works.....wait till the next time your in the middle of a trick and it happens what are you going to say UH----It just advice take it or leave it but dont be rude.

no, not funny,
and not original either.

timtim6575 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2003 4:39 am

freiburgflyer wrote:

timtim6575 wrote:

freiburgflyer wrote:

timtim6575 wrote:

When you (DROP) the CARDS say Im not an Alcohlic but thats the first (DROP) i HAVE HAD all NIGHT .please tell me you get this .

it wasn't funny the first time either :twisted:

LOL you will use it when it happens Believ me it works.....wait till the next time your in the middle of a trick and it happens what are you going to say UH----It just advice take it or leave it but dont be rude.

no, not funny,
and not original either.

sorry you feel that way..uh lets see what do you have thats better MASTER

freiburgflyer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:45 am

timtim6575 wrote:

sorry you feel that way..uh lets see what do you have thats better MASTER

try this one:

"I must be a *hore because it sure looks like I *ucked up this trick"

MagicalSeducer · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:19 am

freiburgflyer wrote:

try this one:
"I must be a *hore because it sure looks like I *ucked up this trick"

That one is not funny either! :lol:

For some really funny ideas check out this post:

http://www.penguinmagic.com/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=39118

(Note: This is not meant as a put down. I just wanted to show you some ideas that are actually funny. And I don't know of the originality of his jokes... yet I don't think he is claming originality... just showing what has worked for him. And no, I do not have any affiliations with joeKing.)

P.S. OK, I have to admit: it really was meant as a put down. Sorry! Couldn't resist. :twisted:

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