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 Post subject: Funny One-Liners for Volunteers
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:28 pm 
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'What's your name sir?'
'Bob.'
'Sorry?'
'Bob.'
'No I heard you, I'm just sorry.'

(Also 'where are you from?', 'what school do you go to?', 'which teacher is yours?' you get the idea.)

What's your favorite?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:25 am 
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Classic hack lines of the 20th century.

Stand right here sir, Right over the trap door.

Stand right here sir, Right under this sandbag.

Point at left hand nothing in here, Point at right hand nothing in here, Point at head and say and definatly nothing up here!

Pick a card any card then scream NOT THAT ONE!!!

After someone in the audience says (How did you do that?) Say I could tell you but I would have to kill you Then have a stooge in the audience say (Can you tell my wife?)


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:26 pm 
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Heres one I like to use, but rarely, since some volunteers don't understand it.

Magician: May I have a volunteer?
*select a volunteer*
Magician: Oh hello Volunteer. Whats your name?
Volunteer: Jessica
Magician: Oh hello Jessica. May I please have a Volunteer?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:34 pm 
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here's one i don't really use but i think its great so i'll pass it on.

(select a volunteer, an older man preferably) Now sir, have we met or had any discussion before this moment. say no, dad. have you ever seen me before? how do you know it's me? never mind.

then you go on and do your trick


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:51 pm 
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I'm so exited i can hardly wait to see what i'm going to do!


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:30 am 
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Go ahead and select a card... Show it to your friends if you have any... :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:27 pm 
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Go up to someone you think would make a good volunteer. Ask him or her to hold up their hand in the air. Then ask "Do I have a volunteer?"


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:36 pm 
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all good ones... but definitely had to laugh at the "could u tell my wife?"

too funny...


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:58 pm 
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With volunteers: "Yes, please just stand as far away from me as I am from you." "Raise your hand a little lower." "May I see your hand? *shows hand* The clean one. *shows other* We'll stick with the first." "Don't worry, nobody will recognize you without the pole."


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:26 pm 
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When your in a situation, on stage, where only one person claps at your trick once it's done just say with a nod ''Thanks mom''


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