howd you do that?

through years of tedious practice and self denile.
quite well doncha think?
can you keep a secret, well so can i.
i spend my time locked in a closet practicing witchcraft.
it gets very lonely in prison.

i use those the most often but, i've got more if your curious.

want more? pm me.

When I am entertaining a group with some great old fashioned card conjuring and someone asks "How did you do that?" I always reply with a wink and a smile "With a deck of cards." Gets a laugh every time. Feel free to give that one a try sometime. It's pretty funny. Peace. *street*

"i wish i knew so i could do it again"

I usually say something funny lik
Them: How did you do that.
Me: I don't know. It wasn't supposed to happen that way. I wanted the card ( or coin ) to blow up in the first persons face to say that. ( Laugh and move on ) This should keep them quiet for the rest of the night.
Or playfully tell them "Shutup, I'm very gullible" ( or however you spell that )

There is the good old...

M: "So are you telling me you can keep a secret?"

A: "Yeah I can keep a secret, I won't tell anyone."

M: "That is exactly what I said when I learned that trick."

"If I knew how I did it, I definitely wouldn't tell anybody."

"Exactly how you saw it."

"I don't know... how did it look?"

"If I told you, then I wouldn't win our poker games anymore."

there is a button called caps lock. when its green it means its on, when its off it means its off. Make sure its not green next post! lol

i just tell them can u keep a secret? and they are like YEAH YEAH !! and then i say so can i, now let me show u this....... then i go into my next effect

Aw! You've ALL forgotten where Magic comes from! ALIENS!

- I don't know, that's the first time it ever worked.
- Did you see that too? I thought I was going nuts.
- Do what?
- You think that was good? Check this out.
- Did you ever feel like you could control matter?...
- When I was eight years old I had a terrible accident and ever since then...
- If you take the cubed root of pie and square the second prime number, divide it by 3 and multiply that by the day of the month... wait what was the question again?
- One day the lord spoketh unto me and said, go and fool people... and I did, and it was good...
- You take a bats head, an eyelash from a virgin and a shark tooth, put them in a pot...
- I plead the fifth!
- Where are you going with this?
- If I tell you, then I have to tell him, next she will want to know... and where does it end?!?!?!?!
- Who the <blank> are you ?!?!?!
- How did you ask that question?
- In 19__ I was born, and ...
- If I tell you, I lose my health benefits
- It was just a camera trick.
- Steroids.
- I am triple jointed.
- first you gotta find someone who is gullible...
- Awe man, you just cost me $5... I bet that noone here was dumb enough to ask a magician that question.
- The way you do it is... (and then mouth, with no sound) a secret. (do this over and over until they stop asking)
- (Just stare at them blankly)
- Yup!
- Well I take a mirror...
- what?
- which one?
- Do you know how many ways I can make a smart alleck remark to that question?
- Let's do it one more time for the guy from the short bus.
- Evil comes from within.
- Is that David Blaine?!?! (When they look, RUN!)

someone asked me how I did the pen thru dollar I said " didn't you know I put the pen thru the dollar and then I made lightning fast change for another dollar and I pulled it out of the real dollar but then I switched back to the one that was in my pocket the entire time there isnt a hole in the real one so I jus put a lot of time into learning how to put investments in my house."

then they shut up


p.s. if you don'y get it it's not meant to be gotten.

can you tell me so i can do that?


I traded my soul with the big guy up there and spent years of torture honing my new abilities ..... still intrested?

How the heck did you not see how that was done?

Very carefully

with upmost confidence


Whered You learn that?

The squirell taught me

You know i cant remember but but i think it had somthing to do with a pie...

ive always been able to do that

its a gift of mine

newtons 34 eddisons 5 the string theory and magic


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You could gve them a secret which is overly elaborate, for example, for producing a coin from behind a spectator's ear (this was was used on the British show 50 Greatest Magic Tricks):

What you don't see is that there is a highly trained mouse... named Michael... whose job it is to carry the coin from a secret pouch concealed under the assistant's armpit to just behind her ear. Then the magician takes the coin and reveals it.

When they say how stupid your phoney idea was, tell them that if they can think of a simpler way you'd like to hear it.

I could tell you but I would be forced to kill you

I say do what? or Pure luck, witchcraft, i have absolutly no idea, laughing at them!!!, camera effects

yeah, camera tricks and mirrors!!!



Ali