Once i was doing this killer Ambitious card routine to Britiney Spears on the street, i made the card jump to the top of the deck, then to the top of my head, then to the top of her breasts, and then on top of an airplane flying 10,000 feet above us. The signed card took 10 mins to fall back down and onto the top of the deck. She was so impressed that she unbuttoned her shirt and leant foreward to kiss me, i leant over to her and we were both milliseconds away from sticking our tongues down each others throat - then a clown on a unicycle ran me over and crushed my skull inwards as he rode of with Britney leaving a dead corpse (me) on the street. All in a days work.
