JOKES/OUTS

ndnsurfer · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:32 am

Hello everyone, today, i had a bad day of magic. I ruined or exposed 3 or 4 of my really good tricks, which never happened to me before, but i was wondering if anyone had any good jokes of misdirections after ruining effects. What would you say to make yourself not look like an idiot? (like...hehe now on to the good tricks).....i really need help with this.....that was the first and want to make it the last time that happens. THANKYOU EVERYONE......ZAK~ :wink:

Scorpio · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:35 am

Say: "What did you expect, magic?"

ndnsurfer · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:03 am

hehehe.....thanks~

Magic_Roy · **Joined:** 04 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 681

There's about a gazillion topics on this subect right here - do some research.

I have said:

'Sorry, the real magician will be here shortly'

'Well that's the first time that's ever happened, again...'

'It didn't look as bad from my angle'

'Hmm, it worked when Blaine did it?'

'There's only one thing missing from my tricks, talent.'

'Did i say magician? I meant musician'

wesmgc4life · **Joined:** 18 Jun 2003 **Posts:** 207

PRACTICE

Nik · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:33 pm

Say either:

"Wow! It's so quiet in here you could hear a career drop."

"You see, the planets weren't in the proper alignment for that trick."

"AHHHAH! See, while you saw that, I was actually sneeking an elephant into the trap door underneath you."

Onward...

mysteriousone · **Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:36 am

Magic_Roy wrote:

'There's only one thing missing from my tricks, talent.'

lol... funny

trbrooks · **Joined:** 09 Apr 2004 **Posts:** 7

Or turn to the nearest spectator you and say: "Geez, you really screwed that one up, didn't you?" Then lower your gaze and let your eyes dart around suspiciously, as though you actually think that people will blame the spectator. Or, like I said in another topic, turn and run for your life, screaming like a madman.

miqufebo · **Joined:** 23 Oct 2003 **Posts:** 749

Or, you take out your cellphone and audibly say "Joe, start the car" and start running.

trbrooks · **Joined:** 09 Apr 2004 **Posts:** 7

miqufebo wrote:

Or, you take out your cellphone and audibly say "Joe, start the car" and start running.

Ha! I love it.

tallant · **Posted:** Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:34 pm

For if you mess up...
See, you dont even have to be a proffessional to do this- How do think I manage?

ivkob · **Joined:** 22 Nov 2003 **Posts:** 516

i love 1 liners. just DONT HUMILIATE THE SPECTATOR. BIG NO NO.

allchimp · **Joined:** 18 Mar 2004 **Posts:** 8

This one's kinda complicated, but gets a laugh. Carry a harmonica or other such instrument and use the "musician not magician" line. Then whip out the aforementioned pocket instrument and play a little lick on it. The audience will think you're a complete moron, but in the long run it's worth it.

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