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 Post subject: Comedy lines
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:56 pm 
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Add comedy lines here. Feel free to add.

Q:How did you do that?
A: Very Well

Q:How did you do that?
A:Can you keep a secret.(They Reply YEP)Well so can I.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:56 pm 
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(Pointing to your RIGHT ear) "I’m a little bit hard of hearing in that ear, could you speak up next time?" ...and keep right on going without missing a beat. " magicmax"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:27 am 
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Here's a great one I read.

Force a card on a spectator, and as he's showing it to everyone except you, pull out a jumbo duplicate of the card.

"This is for those who can't see it well in the back."


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:37 am 
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Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 5:16 am 
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While doing any sort of sleight. (I use this when doing sponge balls)

"Watch carefully, you'll see that my hand never leaves my arm!"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:53 am 
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Give them a marker, hold out the card, and say, "Sign your initials... on your eyelid."


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:56 am 
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When a spec. says "Wow, how did you do that?"

You say "I'd tell you but I would have to KILL YOU"


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:11 pm 
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Wow how did you do that??
With style 8)

Wow how you did that??
with cards... (coins, cards, whatever you use)

and my fav

How did you do that??
its magic. :lol:


Noe Lujan


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:28 pm 
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Now watch carefully as the elastic shoots up my sleeve attached to this piece of silk... *clears throat* I mean...

I've never used this but I heard someone use it at a magic shop I visited:

Spec: How did you do that/ How do those ring things go together, etc

Magi: *Whispers into specs ear but loud enough for everyone to hear*
Well, the way it works is that firstly; you have to buy the effect, and then you have to practice it until you can do it perfectly.


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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2004 11:44 pm 
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(during the pen thru dollar)

HOW DID YOU DO THAT???

first I take this other broken pen switch it out for another pen and act like I stab it thru my dollar when out of my sleeve jumps this other pen that can be examined and if you want the web site just go to www . do you really believe this.com ( this is not an actual site)


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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2004 11:50 pm 
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if you are doing a kid show this is good

magi: whats your name little girl?

girl: susie

magi: susie? that was my name when I was a little girl

(assuming you are a boy if not it would be the opposite)


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 4:07 am 
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thats hilarious!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:32 pm 
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Anymore? These are getting good. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:35 pm 
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jag wrote:
Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.


I have another version of that.

Have them select a card. Show it to your friends. What! I'm not your friend?

-Freds


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:29 am 
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do a crappy effect and only like one person will clap and you can say
"Thanks Mom."

That is all.


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