Alternatively, if your effect ellicits only a minor ripple of applause from your audience, you say:

- Don't clap on your own, someone will throw you a fish.

i thought of a few the other night just for fun, i wll post more later.

heckler: "why dont you make yourself disappear!"

magician: " right about now i wish i could, better yet maybe you know how to do this trick also, and you could demonstrate it for the rest of us."

"dont worry, if you dont got the reappearing part down yet, we wont be disappointed."

I've got one:


First the magician chooses a male volunteer with an obvious female partner and brings him up to the stage.


Magician: Hi, whats your name?

Spectator: John.

Magician: John how are ya', I'm going to try and read your mind, OK?

Spectator: Uhh, sure I guess.

Magician: Ok, now, concentrate on relaxation, concentra.........*snoring sound*

Audience: Hahahahaha!

Magician: *waking up from snoring noise* Oh, sorry, umm, where were we? Oh yes, now concentrate on relaxation, what is your girlfriend's name?

Spectator: Julie.

Magician: Oh, well then who is Anny?

Audience: Hahahaha!

Magician: Ok sorry, now, concentrate on your greatest fantasy.

Spectator: OK.

Magician: Oh, umm, dammit, get Anny out of your head will ya'!

Audience: HAHAHAHA!

Magician: *Pulls out a deck of cards* Alright sir, I want you to choose a card for me, well, for you I mean.

Spectator: Ok, that one.

Magician: Alright grab it out look at it, show it to the audience. *spectator does so*

Magician: Ok, put it into the deck, not all the way though. *he puts it in half way* Ok good, *magician grabs the card out and puts it on the top of the deck*

Spectator: Hey wait a minute now.

Magician: WHAT!? It saves time doesn't it?

Audience: HAHAHAHA!



That's half of what I went through the other day, it was hilarious!






-Robert.

You could also try:

Magician: So, how old are you?
Spectator: Six.
Magician (surprised): Really? I was six when I was your age!

While mentalism with a card... (assuming you use a blue backed deck)

"think of your card very good...think of it"
*wait a minute*
"Yes I see something"
"hold on"
"hmmm"
"hey stop thinking of the blue back, that is too easy"

burn. LOL. These are all really good, i'll make sure to use them next time!

A variation of that is:

"Okay. Show your card to all your friends.... What!? Are you implying that I'm not your friend?" (running off crying is optional)

I like this one! . I'll have to get some jumbo cards just so i can do this.
~A.C.

During kids shows I'll call up a volunteer (lets assume it's a girl). I will ask "Hi Suzie, what is your name?" She will say Julia (or whatever her real name is) Then I will say "Everybody, this is Suzie who likes to be called Julia". Everyone likes this!

or


HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

by not doing anything else

LMAO, u guys are crackin me up... Sorry that im not posting none, but the ones i use they already post them here

One of my fav when people want me to do a trick again...
Spectator: Do that again...!
Magician: It will be the same the second time!

Peace out...
Charley

Credits go to ammar for this one.

Was your card cherry colored?

No

Black cherry! (say it like it was obvious that you ment black cherry the first time)