View Cart | View Account | Help
Order by phone: 800-880-2592
Check out our favorite NEW ARRIVALS
Need it fast? Order before 4pm Eastern and your order ships SAME DAY.

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 28 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 7:03 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Posts: 29
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Alternatively, if your effect ellicits only a minor ripple of applause from your audience, you say:

- Don't clap on your own, someone will throw you a fish.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:07 am 
User avatar
Offline
Emperor Penguin

Joined: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 11157
Location: Penguin's Most Feared Intellect
i thought of a few the other night just for fun, i wll post more later.

heckler: "why dont you make yourself disappear!"

magician: " right about now i wish i could, better yet maybe you know how to do this trick also, and you could demonstrate it for the rest of us."

"dont worry, if you dont got the reappearing part down yet, we wont be disappointed." :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:57 am 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 06 Jan 2004
Posts: 3966
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
I've got one:


First the magician chooses a male volunteer with an obvious female partner and brings him up to the stage.


Magician: Hi, whats your name?

Spectator: John.

Magician: John how are ya', I'm going to try and read your mind, OK?

Spectator: Uhh, sure I guess.

Magician: Ok, now, concentrate on relaxation, concentra.........*snoring sound*

Audience: Hahahahaha!

Magician: *waking up from snoring noise* Oh, sorry, umm, where were we? Oh yes, now concentrate on relaxation, what is your girlfriend's name?

Spectator: Julie.

Magician: Oh, well then who is Anny?

Audience: Hahahaha!

Magician: Ok sorry, now, concentrate on your greatest fantasy.

Spectator: OK.

Magician: Oh, umm, dammit, get Anny out of your head will ya'!

Audience: HAHAHAHA!

Magician: *Pulls out a deck of cards* Alright sir, I want you to choose a card for me, well, for you I mean.

Spectator: Ok, that one.

Magician: Alright grab it out look at it, show it to the audience. *spectator does so*

Magician: Ok, put it into the deck, not all the way though. *he puts it in half way* Ok good, *magician grabs the card out and puts it on the top of the deck*

Spectator: Hey wait a minute now.

Magician: WHAT!? It saves time doesn't it?

Audience: HAHAHAHA!



That's half of what I went through the other day, it was hilarious!






-Robert.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:17 am 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 28 Dec 2002
Posts: 4064
Location: London, England
emeraxld wrote:
magi: whats your name little girl?
girl: susie
magi: susie? that was my name when I was a little girl

You could also try:

Magician: So, how old are you?
Spectator: Six.
Magician (surprised): Really? I was six when I was your age!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:13 am 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 14 May 2004
Posts: 75
While mentalism with a card... (assuming you use a blue backed deck)

"think of your card very good...think of it"
*wait a minute*
"Yes I see something"
"hold on"
"hmmm"
"hey stop thinking of the blue back, that is too easy"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:36 pm 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 1052
Location: Lake Oswego, Oregon
jag wrote:
Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.


burn. LOL. These are all really good, i'll make sure to use them next time!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:57 pm 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 28 Dec 2002
Posts: 4064
Location: London, England
flyfisher08 wrote:
jag wrote:
Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.


burn. LOL. These are all really good, i'll make sure to use them next time!

A variation of that is:

"Okay. Show your card to all your friends.... What!? Are you implying that I'm not your friend?" (running off crying is optional)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:44 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 03 Jul 2003
Posts: 88
mysteriousone wrote:
Here's a great one I read.

Force a card on a spectator, and as he's showing it to everyone except you, pull out a jumbo duplicate of the card.

"This is for those who can't see it well in the back."


I like this one! :D. I'll have to get some jumbo cards just so i can do this. :P
~A.C.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:58 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 67
Location: If it matters, you probably just want to kill me.
During kids shows I'll call up a volunteer (lets assume it's a girl). I will ask "Hi Suzie, what is your name?" She will say Julia (or whatever her real name is) Then I will say "Everybody, this is Suzie who likes to be called Julia". Everyone likes this! :D


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 2:06 pm 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 25 Jun 2004
Posts: 3016
Location: Why do you need to know? Are you a stalker?
or


HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

by not doing anything else
:D


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:11 pm 
User avatar
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 288
Location: Chicago, IL
LMAO, u guys are crackin me up... Sorry that im not posting none, but the ones i use they already post them here


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: My Fav
PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:56 pm 
Offline
Penguin

Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Posts: 2
One of my fav when people want me to do a trick again...
Spectator: Do that again...!
Magician: It will be the same the second time!

Peace out...
Charley


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:51 am 
User avatar
Offline
born to perform.

Joined: 05 Feb 2004
Posts: 1440
Location: MB Canada
Credits go to ammar for this one.

Was your card cherry colored?

No

Black cherry! (say it like it was obvious that you ment black cherry the first time)


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 28 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2009 Penguin Magic, Inc.