Comedy lines

bshack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:56 pm

Add comedy lines here. Feel free to add.

Q:How did you do that?
A: Very Well

Q:How did you do that?
A:Can you keep a secret.(They Reply YEP)Well so can I.

ADD ON.

Magicman33 · **Joined:** 30 Mar 2003 **Posts:** 386

(Pointing to your RIGHT ear) "I’m a little bit hard of hearing in that ear, could you speak up next time?" ...and keep right on going without missing a beat. " magicmax"

mysteriousone · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:27 am

Here's a great one I read.

Force a card on a spectator, and as he's showing it to everyone except you, pull out a jumbo duplicate of the card.

"This is for those who can't see it well in the back."

jag · **Joined:** 09 Nov 2003 **Posts:** 488 **Location:** Sweden

Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.

retrac · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 5:16 am

While doing any sort of sleight. (I use this when doing sponge balls)

"Watch carefully, you'll see that my hand never leaves my arm!"

magicmandan · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:53 am

Give them a marker, hold out the card, and say, "Sign your initials... on your eyelid."

k1eg · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:56 am

When a spec. says "Wow, how did you do that?"

You say "I'd tell you but I would have to KILL YOU"

lujannoe · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Wow how did you do that??
With style

Wow how you did that??
with cards... (coins, cards, whatever you use)

and my fav

How did you do that??
its magic. :lol:

Noe Lujan

tallant · **Posted:** Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:28 pm

Now watch carefully as the elastic shoots up my sleeve attached to this piece of silk... *clears throat* I mean...

I've never used this but I heard someone use it at a magic shop I visited:

Spec: How did you do that/ How do those ring things go together, etc

Magi: *Whispers into specs ear but loud enough for everyone to hear*
Well, the way it works is that firstly; you have to buy the effect, and then you have to practice it until you can do it perfectly.

emeraxld · **Posted:** Sun May 09, 2004 11:44 pm

(during the pen thru dollar)

HOW DID YOU DO THAT???

first I take this other broken pen switch it out for another pen and act like I stab it thru my dollar when out of my sleeve jumps this other pen that can be examined and if you want the web site just go to www . do you really believe this.com ( this is not an actual site)

emeraxld · **Posted:** Sun May 09, 2004 11:50 pm

if you are doing a kid show this is good

magi: whats your name little girl?

girl: susie

magi: susie? that was my name when I was a little girl

(assuming you are a boy if not it would be the opposite)

ndnsurfer · **Posted:** Sun May 30, 2004 4:07 am

thats hilarious!

freakout247 · **Joined:** 03 Mar 2004 **Posts:** 3596

Anymore? These are getting good. :lol:

freds · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:35 pm

jag wrote:

Have someone select a card then say:
Show it to your friends, if you have any.

I have another version of that.

Have them select a card. Show it to your friends. What! I'm not your friend?

-Freds

thedarkone · **Joined:** 22 Jan 2004 **Posts:** 443

do a crappy effect and only like one person will clap and you can say
"Thanks Mom."

That is all.

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