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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:11 pm 
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evilgenius wrote:
No, I'm not in league with the devil. :twisted:

You could mention something about witch burnings and the like as well...


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:11 pm 
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If your indoors you can say, Sorry the Ceiling is to Low, or if your outside you can say, Hmmmm air traffic looks pretty busy today and i dont want to get hit by any airplanes. Or you could just say no.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:53 pm 
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You could say:

-I could but I might kill a bird.
-I'm not wearing my shoes which have jet engines fitted in the soles.
-I just broke my wires.
-My magnets on the blink.
-I don't have my smoke and mirrors on me.
-I need to borrow a $20 note to do it, thank you. (then run off with their money)
-I'll do it but you need to stand back a bid just go and stand behind that building over there and I will do it.
-I'll teach you how to do it if you want, just streach you arms out like that and start flapping, thats it now try jumping and you should just stay in the air. It's not working well try running while flapping and then jump while running. Thats still not working, well see thats why I won't do it today.

Or you could say ok get that chair(if there is a chair near) now I will stand on it and when I say kick it out from underneth me. Ok kick it (you fall flat on your face break your nose and go to hospital).

Or you could say no.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:26 am 
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Ross1 wrote:
-I'll teach you how to do it if you want, just streach you arms out like that and start flapping, thats it now try jumping and you should just stay in the air. It's not working well try running while flapping and then jump while running. Thats still not working, well see thats why I won't do it today.


HAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!


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say "Oh I alreadyt did it today and it makes me real tired." Or say no :)


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:38 pm 
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I use an idea my mom gave me. Stand like David Blaine does, and get really into it, breathing like you're meditating, or something, spread your arms out, and just give a little hop. Then act out like you're about to hurl like Blaine does, and you'll be fine. I've done it at my bowling alley, and I got a fairly large chuckle out of everyone. Have fun!

-Bill 8)


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me 2! :D


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:22 am 
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jump in the air and say. '' look i levitated for about a second"


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magicexpress wrote:
Ross1 wrote:
-I'll teach you how to do it if you want, just streach you arms out like that and start flapping, thats it now try jumping and you should just stay in the air. It's not working well try running while flapping and then jump while running. Thats still not working, well see thats why I won't do it today.


HAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!


That is pretty funny...

You could try saying....

"of course i can levitate, but it requires alot of concentration, are you willing to help...ok, good. Here's what you do...Close your eyes and really concentrate...Think about being free, now i want you to picture me floa......Whew, did you see it!!! I don't think I've ever gotten that high before..What you didn't see it? well you should have been watching..."


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:15 am 
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just say "yes" and walk away.


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just say "yes" and walk away.


That's an interesting response...

I have people ask me all the time because for the average person they've only seen David Blaine on television...so I usually make something up like what has been said before...


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id just say naw, im a pretty down to earth kinda guy.

haydini


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John_Frawley wrote:
I wave to my friend "The Fat Shaolin Cuban" who has almost mastered 5 different martial art forms and he will come over and punch that guy in the belly. Unless it is a girl then I say "Yes... but I need to regenerate my power by having sex with the girl closest to me... which... would be you"

KEEP IT CLEAN! :evil: :x


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:54 pm 
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I like what Haydini said, "Naw, I'm a pretty down to earth kinda guy." That excuse goes really well with my personality. I got to use that one, thanks.


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is bending stuff with my mind not enough??


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