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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:26 pm 
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"I'm a hitman...you really want to know my methods???" kind of add some comedy to it...


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:42 pm 
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I know a few people that are like that. I did the Scotch and Soda for them and produced the Centavo from my mouth. I held out the dripping coin and asked if they wanted to look at it.

When they recoiled and said no, I said, "Probably for the best. You never know where my mouth's been."


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:53 pm 
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rikbrooks wrote:
I know a few people that are like that. I did the Scotch and Soda for them and produced the Centavo from my mouth. I held out the dripping coin and asked if they wanted to look at it.

When they recoiled and said no, I said, "Probably for the best. You never know where my mouth's been."


Ah, yes, I do the smash the coins onto the top of my head and have the centavo end up in my mouth. My students love that.


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Spectator:How'd you do that?
Magician:I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Spectator:No, tell my wife!

that actually happened at a Lance Burton show. Just forget the 3rd line.

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Well, your show was over a week ago, but I still thought this could be of use to someone.

If a kid yells something out from the audience, respond with

magic: "Do your parent's know where you are?"
Kid: "Yeah. Of course."
magi: "Then go and remind them for me"

I heard someone at the Cafe mention this and thought it was great. I've never used this line, but apparantly it gets good laughs from the rest of the audience, and the young heckler often will take his/her seat again.


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