JGC2003 (Questions) wrote:
1) Are you possesed by the devil/evil spirits/bill gates?
2) Do you actually have a life?
3) Are those real cards?
4) You spent how much on this trick?
1) The Devil? No, you and I are in no relation to eachother, are we? (The same can/should be said in response to "evil spirits.") And Bill Gates you ask? Well, watch this multiplying money effect and you tell me...
2) Of course I have a life, why would you ask me that? Are you looking for one to borrow?
3) If they weren't real, they wouldn't be here now would they? Or maybe you're just hallucinating the idea of me doing a card trick on stage in front of hundreds of people. *roll eyes*
4) Just as much as you are willing
to spend. *Wink at him/her and smile*
Those should be good for all the hecklers who think they know it all.