Spectator: "Where do you learn all these¿"
You: "Well, I was in the middle of nowhere, I walked for miles and miles, untill I found a cave. I walked in, and there was a bear, so I ran, and ran, and ran, as fast as I could. I hid behind a tree, and the bear could not find me, I climbed up the tree, to see if I could see anything. I couldn't. So I jumped down the tree, but on the way down, I snagged my arm on a branch and it broke, so I walked, painfully, with a broken arm, through the forest. I saw a river, so I had no choice but to use a vine to swing across, since one of my arms was broken, I could only use one arm to swing across, I try as hard as I could to hold on, but I couldn't. I fell, and plumeted down into the river, where the aligators ate my legs. I swam out of the river and crawled into a hollowed out log, but while I was in there, I found out that there was a colony of fire ants in there, so I ran, my skin burning from the bites, untill I could stand the pain anymore, and I just collapsed. I was just about to get up, when a hawk swooped down and grabbed me. He flew me over the tree tops, untill he let go of me, and I fell to the ground, onto sharp rocks. That's when I noticed a rare ruby among those rocks, worth thousands of dollars. I put it in my pocket, and crawled for many more miles, untill I fell into a hole in the ground. Having only one arm and no legs, I crawled up and out of the hole, and I crawled, again, for many miles, untill I finnaly found a sign of civilization, it was a magic shop, I saw a snack machine in the corner of the shop, and I had not eaten in three weeks, so I gave the magician there my ruby, and he gave me ten dollars for it, and with that little money I had, I bought................................................this gimmicked deck of cards."