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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:13 pm 
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ROCK ON MAN ,us christian's got to stick together in such a wierd world.


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i just say "i was born that way"


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Location: An amatuer practices until he gets it right, a professional practices until he can't get it wrong...
Every time, and i do mean EVERY time some one asks me that, I simpely say, "Ebay"


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JGC2003 wrote:
I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

That's about all I can come up with off the cuff, incidently I have used the bible one and the next day seen about 3 people flicking through them when I see them at school the next day. I doubt you will like these at all but they seemed like a good idea at the time.


NO no no don't say the bible.


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-You've seen nothing yet, wait till I finish my 6th year at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!!!

-Do what?

-I drink my milk, eat my vitamins and say my prayers!

-I got electrocuted once, and since then strange thing are hapenning to me...


Yes Yes, Please dont say the Bible. It can hurt someone's feelings.


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Spectator: "Where do you learn all these¿"

You: "Well, I was in the middle of nowhere, I walked for miles and miles, untill I found a cave. I walked in, and there was a bear, so I ran, and ran, and ran, as fast as I could. I hid behind a tree, and the bear could not find me, I climbed up the tree, to see if I could see anything. I couldn't. So I jumped down the tree, but on the way down, I snagged my arm on a branch and it broke, so I walked, painfully, with a broken arm, through the forest. I saw a river, so I had no choice but to use a vine to swing across, since one of my arms was broken, I could only use one arm to swing across, I try as hard as I could to hold on, but I couldn't. I fell, and plumeted down into the river, where the aligators ate my legs. I swam out of the river and crawled into a hollowed out log, but while I was in there, I found out that there was a colony of fire ants in there, so I ran, my skin burning from the bites, untill I could stand the pain anymore, and I just collapsed. I was just about to get up, when a hawk swooped down and grabbed me. He flew me over the tree tops, untill he let go of me, and I fell to the ground, onto sharp rocks. That's when I noticed a rare ruby among those rocks, worth thousands of dollars. I put it in my pocket, and crawled for many more miles, untill I fell into a hole in the ground. Having only one arm and no legs, I crawled up and out of the hole, and I crawled, again, for many miles, untill I finnaly found a sign of civilization, it was a magic shop, I saw a snack machine in the corner of the shop, and I had not eaten in three weeks, so I gave the magician there my ruby, and he gave me ten dollars for it, and with that little money I had, I bought................................................this gimmicked deck of cards."


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howd u do that! : secret

whered u learn that: same place as how i did it



it mean secret but it really confueses them lol


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i cant say .... sry... but ill make it up to u. just pick a card


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nancy26623 wrote:
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The Book of Shadows

(I watch too much Charmed :D )




lol that is an actual book I think oh yeah its like some wiccan bible :?


That's actually kind of sad........


someone quote me and keep it going until there is a huge quote chain.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:32 pm 
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"The Necronomicon...Cultes des Ghoules...Dark Visions...The Time-Life Book of Home Necromancy..."


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superduperninjaX10 wrote:
nancy26623 wrote:
streetmagician2000 wrote:
nancy26623 wrote:
The Book of Shadows

(I watch too much Charmed :D )




lol that is an actual book I think oh yeah its like some wiccan bible :?


That's actually kind of sad........


someone quote me and keep it going until there is a huge quote chain.



Someone quote me and keep it going until there is a huge quote chain

What i say is first i saw this magician on tv so i dicided to be just like him so i got got some and i put them in a box and started cutting and the guy that was in it was the magician i saw on tv doing this trick and he said stop i will tell you all the secrets in the world of magic if you dont cut me up and i was like ok and he taught me many things and one day he did some voodoo spell on me and i forgot all these secrets so i decided to whatch his show again and i relized that i wanted to be just like him so i took him and put him in a box and he said if you dont cut me up ill teach you all the magic tricks in the world and i was like ok so i learned all these tricks and then one day he made me forget how to do all these tricks so i watched him on TV and i rel..ized...
You could keep going on like that for days and if you want to end it just say and now im halfway through my training.

If you read through all that you must not have life. Lol :lol:
Quote me and come up with an endless story of your own. :D :) :lol: :P :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:21 pm 
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ok... this one liner that I'm about to give is my own, and really.. this is the one that I use in all of my shows or walk around when people ask me (I do only adult shows..):

spec: "how'd you do that?!?!"

me: "porn sites"

spec is like: "what?! what do u mean porn sites?"

me: "u know what porn sites r right?"

spec: "yeah.. but there's no magic there.."

me: "and how would u know that?"

that always gets a big laugh and shuts him up =)


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:08 pm 
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say "do you really wanna know?" make a big deal about how your trusting them and everything, then finally, after theyre about to pee their pants with anticipation, lean in close and whisper "magic"


have a serious face even if they laugh, it will sell it to them that magic is real


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:14 pm 
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or say "there's hidden messages on the news that a lot of people arent aware of. If you can crack the code, you'll find some valuable information"


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1 IM omnicient!

2 Do you promise never to tell anyone the secret? Good! I do too.

3 say something that has no relevance (IE: i like sandwiches) then go on performing


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