Heckler stoppers

sluggo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:48 am

1- Look I've got only 30 minutes to make a fool of myself, you have the
rest of your life.
2- I thought alcoholics were suppose to be anonymous!
3- Now you know why cousins shouldn't marry.
4- Nice to see you again sir, I'm glad to see you wearing men's clothing
this time.
5- Aren't you suppose to be out front parking cars?
6- Just stay seated in the chair please, we'll plug it in later.
7- Why don't you lean against the wall, it's plastered too!
8- Here's a home remedy, Go home! That'll make me feel better!

bshack · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:12 pm

sluggo wrote:

1- Look I've got only 30 minutes to make a fool of myself, you have the
rest of your life.
2- I thought alcoholics were suppose to be anonymous!
3- Now you know why cousins shouldn't marry.
4- Nice to see you again sir, I'm glad to see you wearing men's clothing
this time.
5- Aren't you suppose to be out front parking cars?
6- Just stay seated in the chair please, we'll plug it in later.
7- Why don't you lean against the wall, it's plastered too!
8- Here's a home remedy, Go home! That'll make me feel better!

#4 is my favorite!

speakeazy · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:56 pm

all of those are funny, but all it does is instigate more and usually worse heckling. youre better off goofing on yourself then the heckler. most people at the show give little credit to the hecklers comments. but again theyre funny

laxmaster92 · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:44 pm

They are funny.

bshack · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:47 pm

Heres a way to stop a heckler if you are in a funeral home. Say "Isnt that your brother in that casket?"

laxmaster92 · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:51 pm

That one is good.

sluggo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:31 pm

I'll use that one the very next heckler I get at a funeral show.
I haven't done one yet but when I do!

Raph · **Posted:** Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:34 pm

why did someone delete my replie ...i just said that the number 4 was my favorite !

RGC3 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:56 am

For some reason I sense you aren't telling the absolute and full truth of what you really said. :wink:

Number 6 is my favorite! :lol:

chrisrkline · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:39 am

bshack wrote:

Heres a way to stop a heckler if you are in a funeral home. Say "Isnt that your brother in that casket?"

Yes for all those performances in a funeral home where you happen to have a heckler and you wish to be just a tad bit offensive.

Yep works every time.

bshack · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:08 pm

chrisrkline wrote:

bshack wrote:

Heres a way to stop a heckler if you are in a funeral home. Say "Isnt that your brother in that casket?"

Yes for all those performances in a funeral home where you happen to have a heckler and you wish to be just a tad bit offensive.

Yep works every time.

Sure does. Yesterday I had a heckler in the mens bathroom. Imagine that. :wink:

Nubz_Kustomz_30813 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:33 pm

sorry to get off topic....... but some people have magic at a funeral?

retrac · **Posted:** Sat Feb 05, 2005 5:07 am

Nubz_Kustomz_30813 wrote:

sorry to get off topic....... but some people have magic at a funeral?

...and for my next trick, I'm going to bring the old hag BACK to life!

DarthAllan · **Posted:** Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:18 pm

my favorite heckler stopper. I saw that, haha, you suck! - Oh, you saw that. Good. Watch this hand (raise left hand) while i close it (do so) and shake it a bit. Now watch it carefully as I slap you in the face with the other one (slap the heckler).

brendalynn · **Joined:** 05 Jan 2003 **Posts:** 2383

bshack wrote:

Heres a way to stop a heckler if you are in a funeral home. Say "Isnt that your brother in that casket?"

yes because it makes total sense to be doing magic in funeral home where there is going to be hecklers bothering you about it.

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