Darwin says wen some one comes up whos tall he says

. u must have been raised when meat was cheap.

and thenhe says when he screws up he says

. Thats some good radio magic

Okayyyyy........just post this topic once.

gosh im sorry imade a misake

No offence but why is it that people feel the need to quote something like this? There seem to be far too many posts in this forum to my mind of people just giving the response to things from a famous magician, not original responses, both of these examples are just: "Here are some responses that Darwin would use!" I don't know maybe it is a good thing, but it personally irritates me. While I am here I may as well be constructive and creative and add my own flair for what to say when you get a really tall spectator.

I think you would make a great role model, someone people can really look up to...actually, I'm sure almost everyone looks up to you.

And for my next trick I will make this 7 foot man/woman, go back to having two feet like the rest of us.

Kids! This is what happens to you when your father is a magician and tells you to eat all of your vegetables but you don't... he artificially induces the effects of eating them, and like most magicians, he stuffs up.

These suck, but they are my own little creations, please feel free to flame them.