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 Post subject: "Can you make my wife/kids/friend dissapear???"
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:50 pm 
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Any witty responses???


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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:36 pm 
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I know somebody who knows somebody that you could hire for about $10,000... perfectly clean..


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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:07 pm 
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"I'm a magician, not a hitman."


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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:31 pm 
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canadasphere wrote:
"I'm a magician, not a hitman."


This is the response I use. However, I occassionally say, "Sure. However, the downside is I don't know how to bring them back."

Craig


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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:58 pm 
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"Yeah, but it'll cost ya about 10 grand. But seeing as how you probably have a 100 grand policy out on her, you stand to make a decent profit. Oops, I've said too much. Who wants a baloon animal?"

I figure it should work every time :lol: :lol: :lol:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:41 am 
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Me-- Sure (covers up eyes).... Where have they gone.

Also, another really corny one for 'If I give you tenner can you turn it into a twenty?'

is-- sure, I'll give it ago. Put the tenner into a pull and make it disappear, slowly open hand any say 'Oh I'm sorry... Wrong trick but I hope you enjoyed it all the same :D '



Ali


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:30 pm 
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When I get the "Can you make my wife disappear" line, I just say "Sure. Give me a couple hundred dollars and I'll take her to (usually the beach back home, but it depends on where you are.)" It works great.


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:39 pm 
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Sure, but I'll need a shower curtin, a shovel, and about 20 lbs. of Lime.


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