Any witty responses???

I know somebody who knows somebody that you could hire for about $10,000... perfectly clean..

"I'm a magician, not a hitman."

This is the response I use. However, I occassionally say, "Sure. However, the downside is I don't know how to bring them back."

Craig

"Yeah, but it'll cost ya about 10 grand. But seeing as how you probably have a 100 grand policy out on her, you stand to make a decent profit. Oops, I've said too much. Who wants a baloon animal?"

I figure it should work every time

Me-- Sure (covers up eyes).... Where have they gone.

Also, another really corny one for 'If I give you tenner can you turn it into a twenty?'

is-- sure, I'll give it ago. Put the tenner into a pull and make it disappear, slowly open hand any say 'Oh I'm sorry... Wrong trick but I hope you enjoyed it all the same '



Ali

When I get the "Can you make my wife disappear" line, I just say "Sure. Give me a couple hundred dollars and I'll take her to (usually the beach back home, but it depends on where you are.)" It works great.

Sure, but I'll need a shower curtin, a shovel, and about 20 lbs. of Lime.