Favorite line!

Starkindler · **Joined:** 15 Jun 2004 **Posts:** 53

Post your favorite one liner here! Doesnt have to be for a specific incident... just the one that you enjoy the most.

charris · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:39 pm

Hmm. I don't have just one. However, I often use the line "mind out of the gutter" when doing a mind-reading effect.

Craig

sluggo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:53 pm

Now you see why cousins shouldn't marry!

mmize · **Joined:** 27 Jan 2003 **Posts:** 208 **Location:** Kansas

The one I seem to use most often is in response the question we all get..."How'd you do that? C'mon, tell me how you did that?" If they persist with this annoying line of questioning, I carefully look around to make sure no one is watching or listening and quietly ask them, "Can you keep a secret?" Excitedly they always answer, "Yes!" I look them dead in the eye and say, "So can I!"

exodus · **Posted:** Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:17 pm

I've used that one a lot. It was one of my favorite lines for a while.

ChunkyChan · **Joined:** 17 Sep 2005 **Posts:** 14

Calling me fat and magical!?

Sunnydolan · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:56 pm

ChunkyChan wrote:

Calling me fat and magical!?

no. a one-liner is what YOU say to a heckler. not what people call you.

ChunkyChan · **Joined:** 17 Sep 2005 **Posts:** 14

whoops... i guess

exodus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:09 pm

I saw a great one today on the Hundy 500 dvd.

Wilson: "So, you want to know how that's done"
Spec: "Yeah"
Wilson: "Bummer"

dmasterfunk17 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:25 pm

Person: "How did you do that!?"

Me: "That's what she said"

Works every time.

bibleboy121 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:41 pm

Spec: How did you do that?
MAgician: Can you keep a secret?
Spec: Yea
Magician: So can I

It never fails

Heckler: Let me see that!
Magician: Would you ask a cop to see his gun?

magicdude84 · **Joined:** 21 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 929

My favorite line is, "but I do stop before I go blind" I laugh everytime I use that line or hear it

Chris_Gilbert · **Joined:** 08 Aug 2005 **Posts:** 130

"Show us a trick!"
"Why is it that whenever a magician walks into the room everyone asks to see a trick, but whenever a plumber walks into the room no one asks him to fix their pipe?"

"Show us a trick!"
"Okay, for this effect I'll need a large peperonni pizza and a 2-liter bottle of Mug root beer. No? Well, the way I see it, you can either buy it for me...or no trick."

"How'd you do that?!"
"I think I did it pretty well."

"Do it again!"
"Huh? Do what again? I didn't do anything."

Arkesus · **Joined:** 10 Sep 2005 **Posts:** 653

My favourite Heckle kill works if there is a crowd (and also if that crowd is English)

"Do you want to stand near the wall buddy, it's plastered too so you should get along fine."

As for one liners I like to slip in every now and then.

"Did you see how I did that? Good, the drugs are kicking in."

"David, if you would please make your mind go blank. (beat) Whoa!! not that blank you still have to drive home yet."

"Yeah, you're laughing now but wait until you see my bill."

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