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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:59 pm 
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Location: San Diego
ive had a heckler try to explain a trick

he said i had a dupe (i was doing a SIGNED ambitous card)

so i said, "RIGHT...I USED MY 3RD HAND TO copy her sig....i have 52 cards iny my back pocket...when i see what card she chooses, my 3rd hand come out of my back to copy her signature *thumbs up*

now, are you going to shut up so i can perform Adolf???

this was a kid sleighty younger than me who was being a smartass the entire show keep in mind

so then....as im doing a phase where their card "jumps" to the bottom" (just a cull)

he says (trying to mess me up) thats great....but can you make it jump to the bottom?

i turn the deck over and say, 'i just did...now, will you shut up and let me perform??


so then....he asks to see my balls (he said that in the begging....talking about spongeballs)

so i said no.....but later in the show he pops a Edited joke about me

i respond with," HA HA HA, this is coming from someone who asked to see my balls???!!"

he says, "yeah......."

TOTAL SILENCE....then total laughter from the entire crowd (50 people ish)

i got around 60 bucks for that


i guess it matters on performance style and feeling out the audience


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