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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:20 pm 
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I am not sure if any one said this yet:

Sankey- "What do playing cards do when we aren't playing with them? Do they play with each other? Or do they play with themselves?- Sankey Sanders Sessions

And the laugh he does At the end of the performance of Collateral damage in 3 ring Circus


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:19 am 
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Here's another:
"Reach into your pocket, and just finger palm it, finger palm youself".
Supernatural.


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i dont know if anyone has done this yet but...

"Ok now what i want you to do is i want you to take that sharpie and write your initials "in the back of your eyelids im kidding" go ahead and write your initials on the back of that card... ok great..." Public transit demonstration


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"...and it makes me CRY like a basset hound tied to a train..."

-Front Row Sankey

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Look as carefully as you want Maya...You're still gonna get fried.
-Killer Key

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Not really a quote.

*put Tshirt on head* AHH.AHH.AHHHHH!

Underground Jam


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"I could go through the cards, choose my own card, FIND my own card...but that wouldn't work because I can't pay me."

-Front Row Sankey


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^^Strange, I was just watching that DVD... more specifically Not This Card about 10 minutes before I read that. Strange...


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Joe Diamond: Examine that card. Rub it so it doesn't come off with heat or anything.

Jay Sankey: (starts rubbing the card on his privates)- Underground Jam


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:13 pm 
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"and if they dont like that then you can just do the magic ding-dong trick"

-RCM





(this is the magic ding dong if you you dont know what it is)

http://www.penguinmagic.com/specialorde ... hp?ID=4760


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:25 am 
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"grab a couple coins sit down , grab some peanut butter rub it all over your things and go nuts have fun bye bye!"(French accent) revolutionary coin magic. in leaving home, there is only one key move, sorry excuse the pun, not so funny that one i know better ones buy they are too rude


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:26 am 
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Walt_Disney wrote:
rynocerus wrote:
I like it when he struck the magic pose, and said" Sure you might look like a .....dufus.." I dunno where it is from though...sorry.


Revolutionary Coin magic.
the black stacks production or something thats in.


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"now there would be a couple of methods to get the card onto the bottom of the pack one way could be, to get a monkey and sew in a little flesh pouch on the side of his head and attract the monkey by giving him a banana well something that looks like a banana and stick the card in the flesh pouch on the monkeys head and when you show up at your next gig people will see a money and a magician everything appears to be normal then as he walks past yank it out of the pouch and double undercut the bottom 2 cards, greatest hits!


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"perhaps someone sacrifices a beaver and some bloode gets on the card then you ned to get 3 duplicate beavers and matching bloode stains."
-About face

"LOOK! thers a coin in your ear! blah blah blah blah blah (muffled out by voice)
-sankey greatest hits trailer
"they call getting married tyeing the knoy. you know where they tie it? they tie it around your bawls"
short and sweet


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Walt_Disney wrote:
Harleyboy wrote:
Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.


What! Jay is the funniest magician ever walk the face of our round sphere-shaped earth!!!!!!!
HA! round earth? what planet do you live on Mr.? this planet is america, and we are flatter than Britney spear before she discovered silicone....^^


Hope that ones okay....^^


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