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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:53 pm 
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His/her engine is running but there's nobody behind the wheel.


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I know I'm bringing back an old topic but....


His light bulb is not screwed in all the way! Har!


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All foam, no beer

you have the iq of a raisin

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse


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now dont make fun of him, he wasnt dropped when he was a child ladies and gentleman, he was thrown across the [edited] room


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Draidum wrote:
" I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -LOTR


Just so you guys know, that's actually a compliment.

If someone's slow in responding to a trick I'll usually say "Wake the edited up sir/ma'am."

I usually don't outright insult someone though.[/b]


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"Aww come on, I think you're pretty smart, but what's my opinion compared to millions of others?"

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He's not the brightest tool in the shed, or the sharpest bulb on the strand for that matter.


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"Wow you're not the brightest lamp in the house..."

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:33 pm 
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He's not playing with a full deck.

My mother told me to be nice to dumb people, so I won't say anything.


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You got the building, just no roof protecting it.

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You, sir, are an idiot. Simple, and direct!


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"Now there's someone who's llived his life like a deck of cards, and he's still a Jack off."


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"Do you want me to go slower?" (in a middle of a trick).


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"You're as smart as the stick men in Scape_Goat's picture at the side of his post!"

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Just a few noodles short of a casserole.

(when someone is slow to respond)
The wheel's running, but the hamster's dead.


Feel free to use. :)


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