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Cookmasterflip
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I have perfect grammer

I'm MORE smarter than you.
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Lawboy
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Cookmasterflip wrote:
I have perfect grammer

I'm MORE smarter than you.

And perfect spelling too. Nonetheless, here are some of my most-loved stupidity-insults:
  • He's as sharp as a bowling ball, isn't he?
  • My intellectual capacities are twice what yours are, you pea-brain!
  • If he had a brain he'd take it out and play with it.
And my personal favourite:
  • He's so dumb he tried to minimalise a 12-variable function to a minimal sum of products using a Karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey algorithm.
To be honest you need to be pretty dumb to do that.
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mcarnett
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Cookmasterflip wrote:
I have perfect grammer

I'm MORE smarter than you.
Hahahaha! It's spelled "grammar". :P
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Guardian452
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mcarnett wrote:
Cookmasterflip wrote:
I have perfect grammer

I'm MORE smarter than you.
Hahahaha! It's spelled "grammar". :P


not all the time
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Lawboy
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Guardian452 wrote:
not all the time

[citation needed]
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LakeShoreStrangler
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You aren't smart.

Short, sweet and simple.

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Cookmasterflip
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mcarnett wrote:
Cookmasterflip wrote:
I have perfect grammer

I'm MORE smarter than you.
Hahahaha! It's spelled "grammar". :P


yes....
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Balence
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His brain is so tiny, it's smaller than his ant-size penis.

He's a few loonatics short of a mental hospital

:D :D :D
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Pauldela
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Balence wrote:
His brain is so tiny, it's smaller than his ant-size penis.


yeah I use that alot, too... :shock:
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Sweepingreaper4
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    This guy thinks a six-pack and a fly zapper are quality entertainment

    Canada's average temperature is higher than his IQ

    He's 7cents short of a nickel

    The hamster, he fell asleep at the wheel

    The gates are down, the lights are blinkin', but there's no train a commin'
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miniserb725
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Balence wrote:
His brain is so tiny, it's smaller than his ant-size penis.

He's a few loonatics short of a mental hospital

:D :D :D


No.

From "Read Between the Lines"

Definitely a bad brain to testosterone ratio.

I'd explain it to you but your head would explode.

Looks like he played goalie for the darts team.

-JT
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PatrickS
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If brain's were dynamite, you would be lucky to have the ability to blow your nose!
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Fred531
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If brain's were dynamite, you would be lucky to have the ability to blow your nose!

I cringed. :shock:
I tend to just roll my eyes, laugh, and walk away.
Edit: MOAR EMOTICANZ!! We should get :jihad: and :wub:
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Lawboy
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Fred531 wrote:
Edit: MOAR EMOTICANZ!! We should get :jihad: and :wub:

Uh..., no.
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Fred531
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Lawboy wrote:
Fred531 wrote:
Edit: MOAR EMOTICANZ!! We should get :jihad: and :wub:

Uh..., no.

*Fred531 rolls his eyes, laughs, and walks away.
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