A TV infomercial; before I learnt how to do this trick I used to weigh 500 pounds!
It was just a strange magical blessing from God after I selflessly donated most of my money to the local magic store
A witchdoctor from a remote village in Equitorial Guinea cursed me after I got slightly inebrieated and ran around his house naked chanting the lyrics to ABBA songs
It was part of an optional benefits list from my car insurance policy
I've been genetically modified, for an extra $15 I could have made my hair taste like chicken!
I didn't learn this from anywhere, it just happened. Have you ever wondered what happens to children who continually run into clear glass doors? Well, let me tell you, it does have adverse effects upon your life, since then anytime I have money it either vanishes or doubles.
LOL... I love all of these. I think I'll use the " 42" and if they start asking what that means I'll just say.." Ok... only Slartibartfast really knows.... go talk to Slartibartfast, that's all i can tell you, and no, I cannot tell you where he is... you need to find him yourself...part of the sacred path quest....thing"
The one I use is The late Tommy Wonder's line.." you know.... I bacame a magician to find out how I do this?" The messing up of verb tenses should make them wonder about you.
Another good one is..' I don't know, but when you find out, can you please tell me?"