Yes, for these types of Contests I will allow editing ... I realize that sometimes in cases like these that improvements/changes are necessary for optimal effect.

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Dustin Baker

On the Penguin Magic forums do they write,
Intelligent posts are a rare sight.
Silly questions asked, no answers taken to heart
I’ll kill the one who asks about rating a cart.

We penguinites, we jeer and besmirch,
As we plea that you might - just run a search.
The jokes that we tell, the one liners we say,
It’s all meant in fun, and you’ll thank us someday.

To up thine posts, many shall spam the board,
But such behavior, do our mods abhor.
They’ll lock it then ban you, and we see since
No more posts about card wallets for 99cents.

But in the bad posts there’s good, just as in all we do.
There’s DaveV, and George, and there’s Paddy to.
There’s Brad, and there’s Frijid who calls himself “Pink”
Five out of twenty-thousand isn’t so bad I think.


I apologize to the other helpful posters who where not mentioned in this poem. Your names didn't fit the meter of the poem.

dbaker_creator ...

You might want to reconsider these requirements ...

3. Your Poem must have a minimum of six (6) Stanzas with four (4) lines each.
6. Each following Stanza must contain the name of a product sold on Penguin.

Sorry for bieng off topic, but is that thing on your new icon a real effect Frijid? If so, what is it called?

Yeah, it's called "Steel Ball Thru Bolt Penetration".

Contest time expired ...
My Thanks to all of you who made your Poem entries.

All the Poems were pretty darn good, but after careful consideration, and all the required criteria, I have judged magikrn's "Ode to Penguin Magic" the Winner.

CONGRATULATIONS magikrn ... you are the Winner

I will contact you via PM for your address so that I may mail you your winning Prizes ... you will have 1 week to claim them.

Again, Congratulations

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks Frijid, I appreciate it. I worked on that poem for some time in my head before putting it to paper.


Too bad my wife's was still better.

You're welcome, but you're the one who did all the work.

LOL , yeah, too bad your Wife wasn't a Penguin member, she probably would have won and not you !

Got my items today, the coin purse is not what I was expecting LOL. It is really small.


I think I will have a blast with Blizzard and my mystery prizes.


Thanks Frijid!!!!

Glad to hear you got 'em ... yeah, that Coin Purse is small isn't it ? ... 'member, I described it as Quarter size or smaller ?
(Actually the Coin Purse is a Doll Purse with the shoulder chain removed.)
Blizzard is a good one.
Enjoy your Prizes.

What was the mystery prize?

That's a mystery to everyone except me and the Winner/receiver.
The Winner can offer that info if he wishes, I'll leave it up to him.

Sirbrad mentioned elsewhere that my Mystery Prizes are Thongs.

Are all of them the same?

A few have been ... but most have been different.

Some are g-string, some are...

I'm sorry, you should have expected that.