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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:26 am 
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I actually didn't learn anything, everything is done by a midget ninja squirrel hidden up my sleeve...

For those of you using the bible line, and need some more specificity; Jeremiah 25:27

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these are all good but i use " there aint a whole lot to do in solitary"


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i learn them from, uh... i forget.


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nancy26623 wrote:
The Book of Shadows

(I watch too much Charmed :D )


WHoo! Go charmed! I watch it all the time!


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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:24 am 
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JGC2003 wrote:

A TV infomercial; before I learnt how to do this trick I used to weigh 500 pounds!

It was just a strange magical blessing from God after I selflessly donated most of my money to the local magic store

A witchdoctor from a remote village in Equitorial Guinea cursed me after I got slightly inebrieated and ran around his house naked chanting the lyrics to ABBA songs


It was part of an optional benefits list from my car insurance policy



42

I've been genetically modified, for an extra $15 I could have made my hair taste like chicken!

I didn't learn this from anywhere, it just happened. Have you ever wondered what happens to children who continually run into clear glass doors? Well, let me tell you, it does have adverse effects upon your life, since then anytime I have money it either vanishes or doubles.


LOL... I love all of these. I think I'll use the " 42" and if they start asking what that means I'll just say.." Ok... only Slartibartfast really knows.... go talk to Slartibartfast, that's all i can tell you, and no, I cannot tell you where he is... you need to find him yourself...part of the sacred path quest....thing"

The one I use is The late Tommy Wonder's line.." you know.... I bacame a magician to find out how I do this?" The messing up of verb tenses should make them wonder about you.

Another good one is..' I don't know, but when you find out, can you please tell me?"


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JGC2003 wrote:
I actually didn't learn anything, everything is done by a midget ninja squirrel hidden up my sleeve...

For those of you using the bible line, and need some more specificity; Jeremiah 25:27

Bon Courage!


HA! thats the best one i've seen.


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I get this question a lot... I simply say "I read".


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 Post subject: Re: "where do u learn all these?"
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:17 pm 
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i say i learn them from internet. :roll:
do u guys have something funny to say when people ask this?

My opinion on that would be a definite "no". That's just horrible, You're just creating more youtube fanatics.
anyways, I say:
"I read them this morning from the back of my Trix Cereal Box!" :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:22 am 
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wreksy wrote:
GoodDoggy wrote:
i say i learn them from internet. :roll:
do u guys have something funny to say when people ask this?

My opinion on that would be a definite "no". That's just horrible, You're just creating more youtube fanatics.
anyways, I say:
"I read them this morning from the back of my Trix Cereal Box!" :lol:


MAC KING!!!


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:49 am 
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The voices in my head taught me how to do these illusions and they force me to do them often so that bad things don't happen.

(Eyes wide, head suddenly jerking side-to-side):
What was that?! I didn't TELL them anything! NO! I didn't! NOOOOOO!!

(Then run off; occasionally hitting yourself in the head.)


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RadioRob wrote:
The voices in my head taught me how to do these illusions and they force me to do them often so that bad things don't happen.

(Eyes wide, head suddenly jerking side-to-side):
What was that?! I didn't TELL them anything! NO! I didn't! NOOOOOO!!

(Then run off; occasionally hitting yourself in the head.)


LOVE IT!!!!!


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MAC KING!!!

Seriously? I didn't know that :D


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I learnt them from observing people and the world.


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I learned them from the internet isn't something I would say. In my opinion it cheapens what we do and gives hecklers something to go by. I usually just say that I make them up as I go along. I tell them that I don't even know what I'm doing half the time.

I quite like that, I'll keep it in mind.
Sometimes I say the secrets are encoded in the harry potter books. You just have to read every 5th letter. It's as ridiculous as anything else you might say.


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