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shteig613
 Post subject: Turn that tree into...
PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:45 pm 
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A kid came over to me tonight and said"ye magician.. turn that tree into a rabbit" so i said next you will be telling me to turn that house into a tree! so he laughed and i got out of it! :D
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Wow, both the worst attempt at heckling and the worst come-back I've heard in years - in the same post no less.
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Yeah, that wasn't a funny comeback... at all. I just ignore it when people say "make me disappear", or, "make this ball disappear". It annoys me, so I just don't acknowledge it.
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Nice comeback, the best I would have been able to come up with would be YOU turn the tree into a rabbit (I'm not that good at thinking up good comebacks on the spot especially since I'm usually nervous when I do magic).
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could this have been one of those 'had to be there' kind of things?
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Sweepingreaper4 wrote:
could this have been one of those 'had to be there' kind of things?


No. . . no, it was just lame in general.
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i think your right
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I dont think it was lame i mean he did smile... oh well next time i will ignore him
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I though it was funny lol, because it was so un-funny its acctually funny.
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I though it was funny lol, because it was so un-funny its acctually funny.


Like when a teacher tells a joke.
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ye those are deadly
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Like a baby rhino?
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Like a baby rhino?

LOL! I thought the baby Rhino was hilarious... :shock: I think I'm the only one!
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wreksy wrote:
dbaker_creator wrote:
Like a baby rhino?

LOL! I thought the baby Rhino was hilarious... :shock: I think I'm the only one!


Baby Rhino? Am I missing something???
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Popchris wrote:
wreksy wrote:
dbaker_creator wrote:
Like a baby rhino?

LOL! I thought the baby Rhino was hilarious... :shock: I think I'm the only one!


Baby Rhino? Am I missing something???


Yes
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