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 Post subject: Angel to walk on water?
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:00 am 
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http://tv.hollyscoop.com/criss-angel/cr ... d_846.aspx

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 Post subject: Re: Angel to walk on water?
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:25 pm 
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The_Deuce wrote:
http://tv.hollyscoop.com/criss-angel/criss-angel-to-walk-on-lake-mead_846.aspx

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:58 pm 
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Yes. Live. Live for what? The camera crew?


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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:59 pm 
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OMG! He shaved that beaver off his face!


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:24 pm 
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ayli wrote:
OMG! He shaved that beaver off his face!


Yeah! Really! Why did he let that thing grow anyways?


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eadanow wrote:
ayli wrote:
OMG! He shaved that beaver off his face!


Yeah! Really! Why did he let that thing grow anyways?


He was too "busy" practicing his close-up skills. No joke, that's what he told "reporters". :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 12:24 pm 
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Ok first of all, why does he always stick his mouth wide open smack in front of cameras? Secondly, why didn't they edit that? Third, live? Yeah more like filmed live, then re-aired as "live" after it has been filmed and refilmed to Angel's standards... and fourth, walking on lake meade? Big freaking deal, he already walked on water last season and whats so different about this than a pool? I'm going to walk across the entire Pacific ocean when I get famous!!!!! :roll:

I knew Angel's next season of Mindfreak would suck without some of his consultants around, so apparently his plan is to resort to doing stuff he has already done again... how stupid.


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:52 pm 
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His best illusion ever would be to just disappear along with his crap show.


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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:00 pm 
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His best illusion ever would be to just disappear along with his crap show.


HAHA!!! LOL!!!

We can only hope that is how he plans to kick off the 4th season premiere episode-

By vanishing into thin air along with Mindfreak!!!

(Crosses fingers)


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:00 pm 
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Criss is a first class, cut-rate douche bag. His ego alone has done him in. He got rid of Banachek for not stroking his ego. Not sure what the deal is with Jermay. Point is, this guy is gutter trash with money. In the mid-west, we have camps of Gypsies...He'd fit right in. The hair, the style, the bling, the total lack of class. Did you watch the video in the link posted? Did you catch Giselle's EYE-ROLL when he said he was walking across Lake Meade? LOL! She's a skank and he's a douche. Finally...Criss finds someone perfect for him. I wish them both all the worst.

The best thing to happen to television would be for A&E to kick his @$$ off the air for having such a second rate, low-class, mindless, unentertaining show. Let's hope this fluke doesn't last another 4 seasons!


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Criss is a first class, cut-rate douche bag. His ego alone has done him in. He got rid of Banachek for not stroking his ego. Not sure what the deal is with Jermay. Point is, this guy is gutter trash with money. In the mid-west, we have camps of Gypsies...He'd fit right in. The hair, the style, the bling, the total lack of class. Did you watch the video in the link posted? Did you catch Giselle's EYE-ROLL when he said he was walking across Lake Meade? LOL! She's a skank and he's a douche. Finally...Criss finds someone perfect for him. I wish them both all the worst.

The best thing to happen to television would be for A&E to kick his @$$ off the air for having such a second rate, low-class, mindless, unentertaining show. Let's hope this fluke doesn't last another 4 seasons!


Michal, don't hide it. Tell us how you really feel...

I heard next he's going to turn water into wine, make one night's worth of oil last eight nights, and conquer Mecca. Congrats Criss on being a deity.

-JT


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:09 pm 
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miniserb725 wrote:
Michal, don't hide it. Tell us how you really feel...

-JT


I can't help it. I sometimes have trouble expressing my TRUE feelings. What I really want to say is that I think that Criss is a bead of sweat on the ball sack of magic...just irritating it until you can't help but scratch it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:28 pm 
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MichalAngelo wrote:
miniserb725 wrote:
Michal, don't hide it. Tell us how you really feel...

-JT


I can't help it. I sometimes have trouble expressing my TRUE feelings. What I really want to say is that I think that Criss is a bead of sweat on the ball sack of magic...just irritating it until you can't help but scratch it.


I need to write that down.

One of the funniest things I've ever read on this forum in almost 5 years of being a member.

-JT


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:45 pm 
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miniserb725 wrote:
MichalAngelo wrote:
Criss is a first class, cut-rate douche bag. His ego alone has done him in. He got rid of Banachek for not stroking his ego. Not sure what the deal is with Jermay. Point is, this guy is gutter trash with money. In the mid-west, we have camps of Gypsies...He'd fit right in. The hair, the style, the bling, the total lack of class. Did you watch the video in the link posted? Did you catch Giselle's EYE-ROLL when he said he was walking across Lake Meade? LOL! She's a skank and he's a douche. Finally...Criss finds someone perfect for him. I wish them both all the worst.

The best thing to happen to television would be for A&E to kick his @$$ off the air for having such a second rate, low-class, mindless, unentertaining show. Let's hope this fluke doesn't last another 4 seasons!


Michal, don't hide it. Tell us how you really feel...

I heard next he's going to turn water into wine, make one night's worth of oil last eight nights, and conquer Mecca. Congrats Criss on being a deity.

-JT


I was going to say he was going to die and come back from the dead too, but then I remembered how we have all now been informed that Harry Houdini died and came back to life as Criss Angel, so he has already done that.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:00 pm 
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Let me tell you something. As one who has done so much research on and have knowledge of Houdini that I could now be a relative, I can say, without a doubt, that IF Houdini came back and was reincarnated into Criss Angel, he would've committed suicide soon after birth. The ONLY thing that Houdini and Angel have in common is the fact that they both have HUGE egos and think that no one is better than them. Both of them were (and in Angel's case, still is) a pompous A$$.


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